D. Ferrel's definitions

mulletude

The level of attitude given off from one's Mullet - usually measured from 0-10.

"Damn, look at that fool...he has a Camaro Mullet. I give him a mulletude of 8."

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

makeup sex

The art of gratifying oneself with make up items.

Example:
a) tickling the punani with a blush brush
b) penetrating the punani with a lipstick capsule
c) pinching the nipples with a eyelash curler

You get my drift..!

"My ex had an odd makeup sex fetish"

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003

Penis

A portion of a phrase a Mexican uses to let someone know that ink is running out of his pen.

"Oh sheet holmes...my Penis leaking"

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003

XXX

When you bowl three strikes in a row.

by D. Ferrel September 25, 2003

Galaxian Explosion

An explosion in the Assmosphere. In otherwords, a big ass fart.

"My god, he just ripped a Galaxy Explosion"

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003

Tight Rolls

A type of roll applied to the legs of ones pants. Very popular in the 80's. Considered to be Retro.

"Yeah remember back in the days when we used to tight roll our jeans."

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

go to sleep

What was said to me after I got my ass whooped when I was a kid.

**spank spank** "godamnit kid, now GO TO SLEEP" *

by D. Ferrel September 30, 2003