D. Ferrel's definitions

fade to black

The slow transition when you realize that you just got "KNOCKED THE F&CK OUT!!!!"

by D. Ferrel September 25, 2003

XXX

When you bowl three strikes in a row.

by D. Ferrel September 25, 2003

got next

This is very common term used amongst the homies during any type of one-on-on competition such as Pool and Video Games.

T-Bone: "Damn dawgs...whatcha'll playin"
Drey: "Madden 2003 Fool"
T-Bone: "aaight...I got next"

by D. Ferrel September 25, 2003

makeup sex

The art of gratifying oneself with make up items.

Example:
a) tickling the punani with a blush brush
b) penetrating the punani with a lipstick capsule
c) pinching the nipples with a eyelash curler

You get my drift..!

"My ex had an odd makeup sex fetish"

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003

hooptie

Any car that meets the following: a) driver must enter car through passenger side b) three different brand and size tires - 3 of them missing hubcap c) exhaust is held up by half a clothes hanger - other half replaces the antenna d) backfires every three blocks - loudest backfire being when car is turned off e) must open door at drive-threws as windows don't roll down f) you only get one AM station and the tape deck eats all tapes inserted g) can't open the glove box as the whole thing will fall out h) if you let go of steering wheel while driving you'll make a u-turn i) must manually move blinker lever up and down as it no longer blinks on it's own j) must keep one foot on brake and one on accelerator when at a complete stop k) has had the same temporary registration sticker in the window for the last 18 months l) has all the above issues but still has a $200 professional tint job

"Hey fool...you gotta have the phattest hooptie in town!"

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003

webster's

Another way of pointing out an equally proportionate midget.

"Check it fool....that brotha got "Webster's" disease"

~Webster being that potato sized brother who was played by Emmanuel Lewis back in the 80's~

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003

Backdraft

what you get when you fart against the wind.

"I farted south but unfortunately the wind was blowing north, thus I got a backdraft"

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003