D-Miles's definitions

wnba

Sure it sucks, but it's the only basketball you can watch during the summer after the NBA Finals are over.

Oh wait a minute...screw WNBA, I can always go get that DVD I recorded of the Heat blowing out the Mavericks and watch it over and over again 50 times!

by D-Miles August 20, 2006

Anabolic Steroids

Steroids. People (especially baseball players) take them because they are fat-asses and need muscle fast. See other definitions for more details.

During the ADAA random drug screening, one of your players tested positive for 3 separate types of anabolic steroids and a low grade...beaver tranquilizer.

by D-Miles September 30, 2006

Good-Ass Cheese

When something is so good that you just have to use some kind of stupid metaphor to describe it.

I'm making 700 bucks an hour. Damn. That is some good-ass cheese.

by D-Miles September 30, 2006

ray allen

One of the best three-point shooters in the NBA. Unfortunately isn't getting much done on the poor Supersonics, who probably won't see another title for 5 years or so.

"Ray Allen shoots the J from 30 feet..."

by D-Miles October 15, 2006

jimmy kimmel

Inventor of Unnecessary Censorship.

We all like Jimmy Kimmel because of it.

by D-Miles October 7, 2006

j's

Short for jumpshots.

He's making those j's look easy from that range.

by D-Miles October 15, 2006

headon

As stated by Jimmy Kimmel, a commercial that actually makes you buy the product because the commercial actually gives you a headache itself.

HeadOn. Apply directly to the forehead.
(Repeat until infinity.)

by D-Miles September 30, 2006