17 definitions by D-Miles

swimming lessons on the penis

A term used to mean dickriding. Made popular by Ludacris's new single, "Money Maker"

Let me give you some swimming lessons on the penis
Backstroke, breaststroke, stroke of a genius

by D-Miles September 14, 2006

shaq free throw

Any time you miss a free throw, it is called a Shaq Free Throw. Not to be confused with the Ben Wallace free throw.

Shaq Free Throws will probably become obsolete sometime in 2007, when Shaq has perfected his shooting percentage. Oh well, there's always the Ben Wallace free throw.

by D-Miles August 20, 2006

Good-Ass Cheese

When something is so good that you just have to use some kind of stupid metaphor to describe it.

I'm making 700 bucks an hour. Damn. That is some good-ass cheese.

by D-Miles September 30, 2006