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Definitions by D-Miles

Good-Ass Cheese 

When something is so good that you just have to use some kind of stupid metaphor to describe it.
I'm making 700 bucks an hour. Damn. That is some good-ass cheese.
Good-Ass Cheese by D-Miles September 30, 2006

Anabolic Steroids 

Steroids. People (especially baseball players) take them because they are fat-asses and need muscle fast. See other definitions for more details.
During the ADAA random drug screening, one of your players tested positive for 3 separate types of anabolic steroids and a low grade...beaver tranquilizer.
Anabolic Steroids by D-Miles September 30, 2006
As stated by Jimmy Kimmel, a commercial that actually makes you buy the product because the commercial actually gives you a headache itself.
HeadOn. Apply directly to the forehead.
(Repeat until infinity.)
headon by D-Miles September 30, 2006

swimming lessons on the penis 

A term used to mean dickriding. Made popular by Ludacris's new single, "Money Maker"
Let me give you some swimming lessons on the penis
Backstroke, breaststroke, stroke of a genius

shaq free throw 

Any time you miss a free throw, it is called a Shaq Free Throw. Not to be confused with the Ben Wallace free throw.
Shaq Free Throws will probably become obsolete sometime in 2007, when Shaq has perfected his shooting percentage. Oh well, there's always the Ben Wallace free throw.
shaq free throw by D-Miles August 20, 2006

the architect 

An idiot in the Matrix who uses such complex words that you can't understand what the fuck he's saying.
The Architect: Ergo, concordantly, vis-a-vis. ...You know what? I don't even know what the fuck I'm saying. I just thought it would make me sound cool."
the architect by D-Miles August 20, 2006
Sure it sucks, but it's the only basketball you can watch during the summer after the NBA Finals are over.
Oh wait a minute...screw WNBA, I can always go get that DVD I recorded of the Heat blowing out the Mavericks and watch it over and over again 50 times!
wnba by D-Miles August 20, 2006