Definitions by D H

harvard 

1) An elitist university where one would go to waste "$150,000 on an education you coulda got for a buck fifty in late fees at the public library."

2) The home of athletes who make others feel better about themselves and look especially talented.

"I just wasted 150,000 dollars last weekend in Vegas!"
"That sucks, but I went to Harvard and it took me four years."

or

Harvard just played hockey against Cornell.

harvard by D H July 30, 2008

holdout 

To wait for someone else to call back when a call gets disconnected rather than calling back yourself.

"Damnit the call got dropped."
"Aren't you going to call her back man?"
"Nah dude, I think I'll just holdout for a minute."

holdout by D H December 29, 2007

lancearmstronger 

A person who is always quick to point out the flaws in something another person did, but lacks the balls to do anything himself.

"Dude you shouldn't have even tried to talk to her, it was obvious you were going to get shut down."

"Yeah well you know what you damn lancearmstronger? I'm sleeping with your sister."

lancearmstronger by D H December 6, 2007

Cornell 

The home of an elite group of scholars at whom Harvard students laugh from ages 18-22, and work for until retirement.

Assistant: "Hey boss, didn't you go to Cornell University?"

CEO: "Yes, get me a coffee."

Cornell by D H October 25, 2007

kill card 

Not to be confused with outs, a card in poker that would guarantee a player the winning hand.

Friend: "I can't believe he sucked out on you that hand!"

Player: "Yeah, even though I flopped the flush, he did have a set and 7 kill cards to make his full house."

kill card by D H July 7, 2007

hope call

A play in poker made on the basis of hope rather than other information.

Player 1: "What was he thinking making that ridiculous call with only middle pair?"

Player 2: "I'm sure he was just making a hope call that I was on a bluff."

hope call by D H July 7, 2007

Kanter-card 

Made famous by the terrible play and unbelievable luck of Aaron Kanter during the 2005 World Series of Poker, an unlikely river card that gives a player an improbable win to a hand that he should never had been in at any point at all.

After some raising and following a flop of 6c-5d-3h, Raymer bets with Kd-Kh and Kanter calls an uncallable flop with Qh-Jh (5% to win). The turn card is the 7h, Kanter bets $600,000, Raymer moves all in, and Kanter Calls off all his money with his weak draw. Raymer shows his pocket kings, and Kanter shows his queen-high flush draw, needing a heart. Naturally, he catches the first of a long series of Kanter-cards with the river 2h, and makes his flush to cripple Greg Raymer.

Kanter-card by D H July 7, 2007