Smoogem

The incessant awkward silence after somebody tells a terrible joke.

We need some better comedians to come to this town, there was way too much smoogem the last time I went to the comedy club.

by D'Gryzby May 20, 2022

Bophumo

A fake obligation created for the purpose of using it as an excuse for why you didn't do something.

I called Jack at 8 AM but he said he was taking a shower and didn't hear his phone ringing. Must be another one of his bophumos.

by D'Gryzby May 21, 2022

When someone talks to you even though you are in a sickly state and do not want to be bothered.

I would be better by now if my neighbor's flugabbery didn't last all night.

by D'Gryzby May 27, 2022

An extraordinarily weird person.

Jason is too weird for the word weird so we call him abrund to distinguish him from normal weird people.

by D'Gryzby May 29, 2022

A rumor created by someone trying to damage the reputation of a rival or enemy.

I never left that crude message! That's just a boby-doby Jessica made up!

by D'Gryzby May 23, 2022