Urban Dictionary: Definitions by D'Gryzby

Cloblend

An employee who is reprimanded by higher-ups to set an example for other employees.

Did you hear what happened to Jake from accounting yesterday? The regional manager made him the cloblend of the month.

by D'Gryzby May 17, 2022

When someone talks to you even though you are in a sickly state and do not want to be bothered.

I would be better by now if my neighbor's flugabbery didn't last all night.

by D'Gryzby May 27, 2022

The incessant awkward silence after somebody tells a terrible joke.

We need some better comedians to come to this town, there was way too much smoogem the last time I went to the comedy club.

by D'Gryzby May 20, 2022

A fake obligation created for the purpose of using it as an excuse for why you didn't do something.

I called Jack at 8 AM but he said he was taking a shower and didn't hear his phone ringing. Must be another one of his bophumos.

by D'Gryzby May 21, 2022

A rumor created by someone trying to damage the reputation of a rival or enemy.

I never left that crude message! That's just a boby-doby Jessica made up!

by D'Gryzby May 23, 2022