Ask The Googles

An alternative to Google having been turned into an adjective.

Instead of googling something, you just - Ask The Googles.

Hey, how many records did The Fabulous Rhinestones record before they broke up?

I don't remember, man. Why don't you Ask The Googles.

by Cyprus Denton Fekks February 04, 2012

Two minutes before the end of the day

It is an expression that takes the edge off of the overused phrase, "At the end of the day."

Utilize those last two minutes of your day to relax, and say goodnight to loved ones.

Two minutes before the end of the day the outcome of today's super important business meeting will be exactly what it was when the meeting ended, as well as exactly the same at the actual end of the day.

by Cyprus Denton Fekks March 14, 2011

gramped

Gramped is what happens to a man when he becomes a grandfather for the first time.

My daughter gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. I got gramped!

by Cyprus Denton Fekks November 21, 2010

CTM

Chuckle To Myself.

This is the counterpoint, the companion expression to LOL (Laugh Out Loud).

Wendy sent me a very funny text. I responded; CTM!

by Cyprus Denton Fekks February 11, 2011

squeamed

Squeamed is what happens to you when you react to something that makes you squeamish.

I saw that new slasher movie, and it really squeamed me out.

by Cyprus Denton Fekks November 21, 2010

steamed wheat

Something that has made you angry and/or upset, elicits a response that you are steamed wheat!

The dry cleaners burned a whole in my favorite suit. Man, I was steamed wheat.

by Cyprus Denton Fekks January 12, 2010

stoinked

Getting so drunk you become stupid drunk.

Timmy drank so much he was beyond drunk. He reached the level known as stupid drunk. He was stoinked.

shit faced stupid drunk

by Cyprus Denton Fekks January 27, 2014