Definitions by Cyprus Denton Fekks

stoinked 

Getting so drunk you become stupid drunk.

Timmy drank so much he was beyond drunk. He reached the level known as stupid drunk. He was stoinked.

shit faced stupid drunk

stoinked by Cyprus Denton Fekks January 27, 2014

squeams 

Squeams is your reaction to something squeamish.

That new slasher flick is so gross, it really squeams me out.

squeams by Cyprus Denton Fekks July 9, 2012

Ask The Googles 

An alternative to Google having been turned into an adjective.

Instead of googling something, you just - Ask The Googles.

Hey, how many records did The Fabulous Rhinestones record before they broke up?

I don't remember, man. Why don't you Ask The Googles.

Ask The Googles by Cyprus Denton Fekks March 7, 2012

thumbing 

The hip new way to indicate you are texting. Matter of fact; all the really cool kids now refer to texting as "thumbing."

Jenny and I were thumbing most of math class today.

(another correct usage would be)
Thumb ya later!

(another correct usage would be)
I will thumb you later.

thumbing by Cyprus Denton Fekks October 1, 2011

iiwii 

(pronounced: Eye Why)
Short for: It Is What It Is

Fred: Damn, our plane was delayed 4 hours and I missed my connecting flight to Cleveland.

Wendy: Chill out, dude, iiwii!

iiwii by Cyprus Denton Fekks September 6, 2011

Two minutes before the end of the day 

It is an expression that takes the edge off of the overused phrase, "At the end of the day."

Utilize those last two minutes of your day to relax, and say goodnight to loved ones.

Two minutes before the end of the day the outcome of today's super important business meeting will be exactly what it was when the meeting ended, as well as exactly the same at the actual end of the day.

Two minutes before the end of the day by Cyprus Denton Fekks March 30, 2011

CTM 

Chuckle To Myself.

This is the counterpoint, the companion expression to LOL (Laugh Out Loud).

Wendy sent me a very funny text. I responded; CTM!

CTM by Cyprus Denton Fekks February 28, 2011