Cyprus Denton Fekks's definitions

stoinked

Getting so drunk you become stupid drunk.

Timmy drank so much he was beyond drunk. He reached the level known as stupid drunk. He was stoinked.

shit faced stupid drunk

by Cyprus Denton Fekks January 27, 2014

squeams

Squeams is your reaction to something squeamish.

That new slasher flick is so gross, it really squeams me out.

by Cyprus Denton Fekks July 9, 2012

Ask The Googles

An alternative to Google having been turned into an adjective.

Instead of googling something, you just - Ask The Googles.

Hey, how many records did The Fabulous Rhinestones record before they broke up?

I don't remember, man. Why don't you Ask The Googles.

by Cyprus Denton Fekks March 7, 2012

thumbing

The hip new way to indicate you are texting. Matter of fact; all the really cool kids now refer to texting as "thumbing."

Jenny and I were thumbing most of math class today.

(another correct usage would be)
Thumb ya later!

(another correct usage would be)
I will thumb you later.

by Cyprus Denton Fekks October 1, 2011

iiwii

(pronounced: Eye Why)
Short for: It Is What It Is

Fred: Damn, our plane was delayed 4 hours and I missed my connecting flight to Cleveland.

Wendy: Chill out, dude, iiwii!

by Cyprus Denton Fekks September 6, 2011

Two minutes before the end of the day

It is an expression that takes the edge off of the overused phrase, "At the end of the day."

Utilize those last two minutes of your day to relax, and say goodnight to loved ones.

Two minutes before the end of the day the outcome of today's super important business meeting will be exactly what it was when the meeting ended, as well as exactly the same at the actual end of the day.

by Cyprus Denton Fekks March 30, 2011

CTM

Chuckle To Myself.

This is the counterpoint, the companion expression to LOL (Laugh Out Loud).

Wendy sent me a very funny text. I responded; CTM!

by Cyprus Denton Fekks February 28, 2011