20 definitions by Cyprus Denton Fekks

gramped

Gramped is what happens to a man when he becomes a grandfather for the first time.

My daughter gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. I got gramped!

by Cyprus Denton Fekks November 21, 2010

stoinked

Getting so drunk you become stupid drunk.

Timmy drank so much he was beyond drunk. He reached the level known as stupid drunk. He was stoinked.

shit faced stupid drunk

by Cyprus Denton Fekks January 27, 2014

cyberclavin

Noun

The mailman who delivers your email.

When asked if you received a certain email yet, you reply, "No, the cyberclavin hasn't delivered it yet."

email

by Cyprus Denton Fekks January 12, 2010

indeediously

It means the same thing as indeed, just jazzed up a tad.

Joan asks if you will be going to a certain concert next Friday.

You reply, "Indeediously. I bought tickets the day the show was announced."

by Cyprus Denton Fekks March 2, 2010

snorked

To inadvertently burn someone, especially in a card game or competition.

You are playing Texas Hold 'em, and winning the hand until your opponent hits his card on the river. You have been snorked.

or

You are playing softball and winning by 7 runs going into the last inning. The opposing teams roars back, scores 8 runs, wins the game, and in so doing, they have snorked you.

by Cyprus Denton Fekks January 8, 2010

gorpy

sloppy or messy

I spilled oil, spaghetti sauce and clam juice on my hands, and now they are all gorpy.

by Cyprus Denton Fekks January 8, 2010

squeamed

Squeamed is what happens to you when you react to something that makes you squeamish.

I saw that new slasher movie, and it really squeamed me out.

by Cyprus Denton Fekks November 21, 2010