Pirate Tawna Bandicoot

Pirate Tawna Bandicoot is a hot jot Bandicoot in the game Crash Bandicoot 4 it's about time. Pirate Tawna Bandicoot is Thicc and has nice boobs, legs, and ass.

Pirate Tawna Bandicoot is sexy! Oh yeah!

by CynderFanclub July 18, 2023

Pirate Tawna Bandicoot

Pirate Tawna Bandicoot is a hot Bandicoot! Urban Dictionary probably won't add the definition because of being run by rebublicans! Rebublicans.

Pirate Tawna Bandicoot from Crash 4 is hot! If you don't add it, then you have Awful lot of ADHD!

by CynderFanclub July 19, 2023

Tonsilless hockey

When one or both of people had their tonsils removed and they are French kissing (kissing with tongues). It's like tonsil hockey except there's no tonsils.

Fernando (without tonsils): Let's make out!

Cassandra (with tonsils): OK!

*proceeds to tongue kiss and play tonsilless hockey.

by CynderFanclub January 01, 2023

Lack of PNC

When someone cockblocks you from bustin (masterbating), so you get irritated and can't achieve that sweet sweet PNC. So you're passed off and everything looks more and more like sex.

Steve: Oh! Chinese woman from TV. And Pirate Tawna Bandicoot!

*Busts

Mom: *Barges in

Steve: Oh come on! Now I have a lack of PNC!

I'm going to have to wait until midnight! Good thing I'm a night owl.

by CynderFanclub September 16, 2023

Coco Bandicoot

Coco Bandicoot is a hot Bandicoot from the game Crash Bandicoot.

Coco Bandicoot is sexy!

by CynderFanclub July 18, 2023

Alien

Aliens are people which are smarter than Ratty, but dumber than Nerd. They're in the middle.

Alien: 17×3=51.

Nerd: Do you know calculus and physics?

Alien: I'm kicking your ass.

Nerd: Ahh! Run away!

Ratty: Must get swole!

Ratty: 2+2=
Ratty: *brain static.

Ratty: 5. Need wilk!

Ratty: *lift weights.

Alien: Lift weights and studies in spare time.

Alien: *Secretly uses Modafinil to get ahead in brain stuff.

Alien: *Modafinil wears off.

Alien: *Lifts weights.

Alien: I'm buff.

Ratty: I'm swole.

Nerd: *Crap! Better get ripped.

Nerd: Lifts weights. *Struggling.
Nerd: Crap! I need SARMs!

Nerd: *Getting stronger.

Ratty: *Uses Ritalin for brain stuff.

Ratty: 2+2=4. Time to get Milk.

by CynderFanclub March 29, 2024

Vitamin P

Vitamin P is Propylhexedrine HCl or Propylhexedrine Acetate.

With Vitamin P (Propylhexedrine HCl), cleanings a breeze. With Vitamin P, even homework a breeze!

by CynderFanclub April 15, 2024