Definitions by Cyclonic Torpedo

F-22

The single most feared air superiority aircraft on Earth today. Operated exclusively by the United States of America (to the point there is federal legislation preventing the Raptor’s sale to ANY other country, even allies or members of NATO), it is famous for many things, one of which includes sneaking up on a pair of Iranian F-4 Phantoms, power-sliding up beside them, and telling them, quote; “You should go home now.” They did.

“Would you intercept me? *I’d* intercept me.”
- The F-22, portrayed by Habitual Linecrosser

F-22 by Cyclonic Torpedo February 23, 2026

Podunk

The city of Minden, in Webster Parish, Louisiana.

“ain’t shit to do in this podunk-ass town”

Podunk by Cyclonic Torpedo July 29, 2025

Scoop n’ Score 

A term in gridiron football used to describe a fumble by an offensive player, hence the “scoop”, recovered by the defense and returned for a touchdown, hence the “score”.

And we fumble it…and they get it, and they get a fucking scoop n’ score. What a fantastic fucking way to end the game. GODFUCKINGDAMMIT

Scoop n’ Score by Cyclonic Torpedo January 3, 2024

DBQ 

DBQ stands for Document Based Question. It is one of four segments of the grueling 200-minute AP Exam for AP United States history. In a DBQ, you're given an extremely broad question and seven documents. The student is expected to use evidence from all 7 documents plus previously memorized info to write a five paragraph essay. Except, the College Board was feeling particularly dickish when they came up with the DBQ, cause you have exactly 15 minutes to read and outline, and 45 to write your essay.

Chris: So how'd the DBQ go?
Andy: I wanna DBKill myself right abour now, fuck that shit.

DBQ by Cyclonic Torpedo November 9, 2022