CuteBoy56's definitions

Big Iron On His Dick

A sex game for gay couples to play, in which both men dress as cowboys and face each other like two cowboys dueling. Upon draw, they must unzip their pants, take out their dicks and begin jacking off. Your victory is determined by two factors: whether/not you cum first, and where on your partners body you cum.

Rules of Big Iron On His Dick:
·Both partners must dress up like cowboys (must be wearing some article of clothing that keeps the dick put away until the draw).
·Both partners must enter a room with enough space for them to dual in.
·Both partners must face each other from at least 4ft (1.219m) away.
·Must play western ballad music (preferably Big Iron).
·Once someone calls "draw", both partners must take their cocks out and begin jerking off.
·Whoever scores the most points wins the round.

Cumming first: 10 points
Cumming second: 5 points
Cumming on your partner's face: 10 points
Cumming on your partner's groin: 5 points
Cumming on your partner's chest: 5 points
Cumming on your partner's arm, abdomen, hip, or leg: 2 points
Cumming on your partner's feet: 1 point
Missing your partner completely: Loss of all points

by CuteBoy56 January 5, 2021

Cum

(The proper term being "Semen")
A delicious, white liquid which is both very creamy and very salty, and can vary in flavor.

"You know, your cum tastes a lot sweeter, when you eat more fruits."

by CuteBoy56 July 1, 2019

Paddleballing

When a man repeatedly thrusts his groin into the air, causing his package to bounce out and come back. Similar to how a paddleball returns to the paddle, after being swung all the way out.

Male Stripper: *faces audience and begins thrusting out*

Viewer1: "Oh shit, dude. He's paddleballing!"

Viewer2: "OH MY GOD, LOOK AT IT GO!"

Viewer1: "SO HYPNOTIC!"

by CuteBoy56 June 9, 2019

let your wiener do the walking

To let your sexual-attraction to an individual hinder your judgement of them.

"You let your wiener do the walking, and now I'm dead!"
-Rick Sanchez

by CuteBoy56 January 22, 2017

Football

The first time I ever disappointed my parents.

"For Christ's sake, son! That's not how you play football!"

by CuteBoy56 June 14, 2019

Manbreathing

A term intended to satirize multiple causes which have grown popular amongst feminists in recent years that basically boil down to unfairly making men walk on eggshells, reasons and motivations for which are usually blown vastly out of proportion if not outright fabricated.

Stacey: "God Ashley, did you hear Mark during the conference, today?"

Ashley: "I know, manspreading and mansplaining is one thing, but manbreathing, Ugh! That's the worst offense men can commit! Did you know, the American Association of Uncited Statistics claims that men breathe seventy-five times the amount of air women do in a whole day?"

Stacey: "Yeah, I confronted my husband about it yesterday, asking him to stop breathing for a while to give women more air to breathe. But then, he's all like 'OH, WAAAAHHHH, I CAN'T DO THAT, I'LL DIE! WAHHHH MY WIDDWE WUNGS CAN'T GO A FEW DAYS WITHOUT THE PWECIOUS AAAAAIIIIIWWWWW! WAH!' can you believe that?"

Ashley: "That's what happens when you grow up privilleged; equality will look like oppression to you."

by CuteBoy56 June 20, 2018

Internalized Racism

Minorities thinking for themselves

"He just disagrees with me because he has internalized racism"
-usually some white girl with neon hair

by CuteBoy56 December 13, 2020