Curtis Meyer's definitions

Swagnificence

n.- An air possessed by one of equal part swagger and magnificence. (One who possesses this trait is "swagnificent.")

"The air Liberace is so revered comes in part from his air of swagnificence."

by curtis meyer February 13, 2010

Sucktacular

v. - The antithesis of spectacular.

"Wow, that new Ke$ha song is sucktacular."

by curtis meyer February 13, 2010

Sucksational

v.- The antithesis of sensational.

"Ratings for this past season of the program have been sucksational."

by curtis meyer February 13, 2010

Commie cake

A nickname for red velvet cake. ("Red" as in "Communism." "Velvet" as in "Revolution." ) Compare to "moo juice" for milk.

"I am loving the cream cheese icing on this commie cake!"

by Curtis Meyer April 5, 2010

Snortle

A laugh so enthusiastic it induces snorting.

Listening to Bill Hicks always makes me snortle.

by curtis meyer March 6, 2010

Smotheration

A combination of smothering and suffication, typically with pillows. See also: Smotherate -ed, -ing.

Well officer, it seems the victim succumbed to violent smotheration.

by Curtis Meyer October 23, 2009

Tolerhate

What frienemies to do to each other.

Oh Melissa, I totally tolerhate you, mostly because you get me into clubs for free.

by Curtis Meyer October 23, 2009