Curtis Meyer's definitions

Lush Puppy

A drunkard; A variation on "booze-hound"

She says she doesn't need to drink to have fun, but we all know she's a real lush puppy.

by Curtis Meyer August 19, 2008

Atlas Syndrome

The condition of dealing with constant burden; Comes from Atlas, the titan in Grekk mythology who literally carried the world on his shoulders.

I tried my best to get Jerry out of the house and distract him from getting fired and losing his girlfriend, but he was too preoccupied with his Atlas Syndrome.

by Curtis Meyer November 14, 2009

Horngry

1. The act of being horny and hungry at the same time; -ier; -iest

2. A insatiable form of desperation containing elements of carnal lust or hunger; -ier; -iest

After 30 days lost in the wilderness with no human contact, he was stark-raving horngry.

by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008

Symbiomance

A relationship where both parties benefit from either other's interactions with one another. (From "romance" and "symbiosis.")

The oxpecker and the rhino share a symbiomance.

by Curtis Meyer October 26, 2009

Bitch pretty

Describes a female who is physically attractive with qualities that imply an air of being overbearing.

Kimora Lee Simmons is bitch pretty.

by Curtis Meyer March 25, 2008

Trail Mix

1. Rough sex.

2. An attractive person worthy of rough sex

Comes from:

I need a thick freak; I can't be fuckin' with frail chicks / 'cause when I bust a nut, I'll leave her pussy lookin' like trail mix."

- David "Strat" Campbell, in a freestyle

1. I hate clubs. The only reason I even go out nowadays is to try and score some trail mix.

2. Party #1 to Party #2: Hey man, check out that piece of trail mix winking at your from across the bar.

by curtis meyer October 23, 2009

Chickenscratch

An strain of a sexually transmitted disease that comes from interacting with loose women (I.E. "chickenheads.")

After our fun last night, I woke up with a bad case of chickenscratch.

by Curtis Meyer August 19, 2008