k-k-k.com

A site tricking the user into looking up the Ku Klux Klan, but instead features a video of a black guy deepthroating another black guy, to the tune of the Joe Budden song Pump It Up.

I scarred myself for life on k-k-k.com.

by Cummy worm August 19, 2011

smelly burrito

When you have anal sex with a woman and she releases demons on your dick, so BEWARE!

(Act of a smelly burrito occurring)

WHOO! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!!! OOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!!! OH HO HO HO HO HO!!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaah! My dick!!!!!!!

by Cummy worm May 02, 2011

blowjob

To put your mouth on someone's dick and suck and lick until you gag. Eventually they will reach orgasm and their cum will fill up your mouth.

I got a blowjob.

by Cummy worm November 11, 2010

blo-j

When someone gives you a BJ full of OJ!!!!

Peter got a blo-j, but with grape juice and not orange juice.

by Cummy worm November 29, 2010

Chevrolet Cruze

A brand new compact sedan made by the Chevrolet division of General Motors, designed for MY 2011. It really makes up for the shittard Chevy Cobalt, which had a crappy interior. Similar to the Cobalt, the Cruze gets 36 mpg highway, a lot like the Cobalt's 37. Originally it was also the Holden Cruze sold in Australia and Asia, but imported into the United States in 2010.

Impressive! The Chevrolet Cruze in one sexy car, getting SO much mpg on the highway!!

by Cummy worm November 29, 2010

hummer

1. Even better than a blowjob, it's when the person actually hums/vibrates their lips while their mouth is around your cock.
2. One of the least fuel efficient vehicles on the Earth.

I rode home in a Hummer while recieving a hummer.

by Cummy worm August 21, 2010

The Lazy Song

The funniest single Bruno Mars has ever written.

I'm gonna kick my feet up, then stare at the fan/Turn the TV on/throw my hand in my pants

(Another part)

I'll just strut in my birthday suit, and let everything hang loose...

(The Lazy Song)

by Cummy worm June 17, 2011