His milanese beans were a tight but smooth fit and so much cheaper than anything you could get from Anne Summers.
by Cuksocker November 05, 2010
Guy 1: Are you taking that puppy upstairs to the sauna? You wanna live the Berlin experience!
Guy 2: No way, I'm gonna totally fetch the puppy in my shower room. He's all mine.
Guy 2: No way, I'm gonna totally fetch the puppy in my shower room. He's all mine.
by cuksocker July 22, 2013
Did you come her straight from home tonight?
No, I popped into the Lord Lucan for a quick Bum and Coke.
No, I popped into the Lord Lucan for a quick Bum and Coke.
by cuksocker November 07, 2010
Two-handed reach around (derived from 'handy double you')
by cuksocker November 18, 2010
Wow, have you seen the apoocalypse in the third floor toilets? Is it the HR department holding another dirty protest?' 'No, it's that new contractor from Wilmslow. The cleaners have put up a new sign in the toilet saying "Please leave these facilities in the condition that you would wish to find them", and he took it literally.'
by cuksocker December 13, 2010
An injury inflicted on the gonads as a result of an unsuccessful attempt at rodeo sex. Injury may be inflicted either during or after the undermentioned act was attempted. Usually results in severe bruising of the affected organs and loss of conjugal rights for an extended or permanent period.
I tried to rodeo Sue-Ellen last night but she threw me and I got buckyballed.
Man, my balls are sore. I tried to rodeo Pammy and got buckyballed when she kicked me.
Man, my balls are sore. I tried to rodeo Pammy and got buckyballed when she kicked me.
by cuksocker November 08, 2010
by Cuksocker November 05, 2010