Fetch the puppy

Euphemism for: 'Felch the puppy', or 'Felch the cute young guy'.

Guy 1: Are you taking that puppy upstairs to the sauna? You wanna live the Berlin experience!
Guy 2: No way, I'm gonna totally fetch the puppy in my shower room. He's all mine.

by cuksocker July 22, 2013

Bum and coke

Drug-fuelled Cottaging in a cocktail bar or other upmarket drinking establishment toilet.

Did you come her straight from home tonight?

No, I popped into the Lord Lucan for a quick Bum and Coke.

by cuksocker November 07, 2010

Andy W

Two-handed reach around (derived from 'handy double you')

Did you get a reach around?' 'Even better, an Andy W.'

by cuksocker November 18, 2010

gina ford

waterboard ), especially in a comic sense referring to strict punishments for children - rhyming slang derived from name of eminently well respected child rearing expert.

She won't stay on the naughty step, no matter what I do.
Gina Ford her. It always works for my kids.

by cuksocker December 26, 2010

Buckyballed

An injury inflicted on the gonads as a result of an unsuccessful attempt at rodeo sex. Injury may be inflicted either during or after the undermentioned act was attempted. Usually results in severe bruising of the affected organs and loss of conjugal rights for an extended or permanent period.

I tried to rodeo Sue-Ellen last night but she threw me and I got buckyballed.

Man, my balls are sore. I tried to rodeo Pammy and got buckyballed when she kicked me.

by cuksocker November 08, 2010

gary glitterati

1. Celebrity paedophiles

2. Celebrities know to indulge in anal sex (taking it up the gary glitter)

1. I see the police raided the BBC and arrested some gary glitterati.

2. I read in Head magazine that xxxxx xxxxxxxxxx are both gary glitterati.

by Cuksocker November 05, 2010

permiedom

Permanent employment (being a permie), as viewed by a contractor.

The contract market is so bad that I may be force to abase myself before the altar of permiedom.

by Cuksocker November 05, 2010