Erin

The sexiest fucking person in the world. Beautiful, smart, hot, good in bed, but hard to get into bed the first time. After that she's a horny little bitch.
Guy one: "oh my god I just met an Erin!"
Guy two: "dude same!"
Guy one: "I gave her the d"

Guy two: "whatchu talking bout, dick! I gave it to her!"
Erin: "boys, boys. You can both have me tonight"
by cuddlebear May 26, 2014
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Dirty Jarrod

When you sit on you own Dick in an attempt to fuck your own ass
Dude I giving myself a dirty Jarrod feels awesome
by Cuddlebear May 18, 2019
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