Vegan Deodorant

When you take a turd, and rub it under your armpits to get vegan smell.

" I care about the environment, so I use vegan deodorant. Plus I love the smell "

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vegan shower

When you're eating out a girl and she shits on your head

What's that awful smell? You smell like you took a vegan shower.

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A guy who has at least 2 kids by accident because he "spilled his oil" and made a horrible mess.

"He got another ho pregnant? Man, someone needs to introduce that B.P. to a condom. "

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A female who only dates or marry guys for their money, but not guys who are wealthy. Far lower than a gold digger.

She had two kids with this guy and now he supports her with his disability check. What a bronze digger.

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I was jogging and I Boston Marathoned my pants

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Inbred, parents are probably siblings, and family molests each other

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When a guy deficates into a girl's pussy and then procedes to eat her out

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