Definitions by Croc Cowboy

Deck 

Penis. Pronounced in a New Zealand accent, sounds like 'dick.'

Stop, mate! Do not let her sit on ya deck! You'll thank me when ya sober up.

Deck by Croc Cowboy September 19, 2019

sneaky barstool 

A friend who lets you down when you need him most, and leaves you flat on your arse like a barstool that isn't there when you go to sit on it. See also barstool.

That sneaky barstool Blue said he'd put up my bail but he never showed so I had to spend the night in jail!

sneaky barstool by Croc Cowboy September 18, 2019

Horny Toad

Ozican rhyming slang for 'road.'

Give us a stubby for the horny toad, mate?

Horny Toad by Croc Cowboy September 17, 2019

center cut 

Ozican adjective indicating a high level of quality, juiciness, or specialness. Most often used sarcastically. Originally formed as a euphemism for 'coity cunt.'

Did ya see what that bloke did, the center cut sneaky barstool?

center cut by Croc Cowboy September 17, 2019

¡Estecial! 

Estecial = Stupid + special.
Estecial = A special kind of special...as in a really stupid person or act done by dumb cunt (dumb woman) or by dumb fucker (dumb man).

¡Estecial! ... Oh boy that cunt is Estecial! He tried to shove his deck (Shazza for penis) into my verandah (Shazza for vagina) when I fucking told the sneaky barstool (bastard that walks away when you need them) not to push my shit back up my fucking exhaust pipe (Shazza for shit hole).

¡Estecial! by Croc Cowboy September 17, 2019