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Definitions by Criticalxp

Love island

A show where clout chasing thots and fuck boys meet and greet and end up getting together in a villa.

The most set up bullshit seen, yet people still believe it’s real, mostly watched by 12 year old kids who want to be just like these idiots.
12 year old: omg that molly girl is a snake

Other 12 year old: yeah I know right sksksksks love island is awesome though
Love island by Criticalxp September 6, 2019
Carried by hardnuts and chavs who think they own the world, man bags are items that are often seen outside mc Donald’s, the kid carrying them is probably riding a Carrera Vengeance with his Chav buddies in a ride out session.
Oh look it’s a man bag boy
Man bag by Criticalxp September 6, 2019
That asshole that tells on you in class and gets you into trouble, very similar to the fun-sucker they are incredibly stupid and you want to slap them round the face with a bat.

They never leave your classes and stay there all through middle school from year 7 to 11.
It’s a telltale, there she is!

Karen is a telltale.
Telltale by Criticalxp September 6, 2019