Crispy K.'s definitions

Fontshock

When you are surprised and astounded by the size of a persons font in their phone.

Omg! Fontshock! I can see your text message from across the table!!

by Crispy K. September 20, 2025

swuber

When someone swipes your Uber.

I had 10 minutes to get to the train station and someone swubered me!!

by Crispy K. July 26, 2024

swuber

When someone swipes or steals your Uber.

We had ten minutes to get to the train station and someone swubered us!

by Crispy K. July 26, 2024

swuber

When someone swipes your Uber.

I had 10 minutes to get to the train station and someone swubered me!!

by Crispy K. July 26, 2024

defecho

When you repeat something someone else just said, but you didn’t hear them.

I hate when I have defecho, because it makes me look like I’m not listening.

by Crispy K. July 4, 2024

wiscagoan

Someone who currently lives in the Chicagoland area, but was born and/or raised in Wisconsin and still has the Wisconsin values, accent, loyalties, etc.

Brian is having such a hard time adjusting to life in the Windy City. He's such a Wiscagoan!

by Crispy K. July 2, 2024

wiscagoan

Someone who currently lives in the Chicagoland area, but was born and/or raised in Wisconsin and still has the Wisconsin values, accent, loyalties, etc.

Brian is having such a hard time adjusting to life in the Windy City. He’s such a Wiscagoan!

by Crispy K. July 2, 2024