Crispy K.'s definitions

gummified

The moment at which a marijuana gummy takes effect on the body.

I looked at my friend who was acting like a goofball and immediately knew she was gummified

by Crispy K. October 20, 2023

doubables

Having two doubles.

In my card hand, I have doubables, two fours and two fives.

by Crispy K. November 22, 2023

Pintail or pinytails

A single ponytail made from so little hair that the result resembles a pin (or pen-also known as a penytail).

My pintail or pinytails holder flew off from the slight breeze.

by Crispy K. October 2, 2023

Pintail or pinytails

A single ponytail made from so little hair that the result resembles a pin (or pen-also known as a penytail).

My pintail or pinytails holder flew off from the slight breeze.

by Crispy K. October 2, 2023

minubit

A length of time that is longer than a minute and shorter than a bit.

I’ll be over to your house in a minubit.

by Crispy K. August 26, 2021

Fontshock

When you are surprised and astounded by the size of a persons font in their phone.

Omg! Fontshock! I can see your text message from across the table!!

by Crispy K. September 20, 2025

gophobia

The fear of letting someone merge in front of you, and they end up being a horrible driver

working out.

I’d let that car in my lane, but I’m having serious gophobia.

by Crispy K. June 4, 2024