Squtter

Not to be confused with squatter, squtter is really runny shite thats comes out like a fart but is like a shotgun blast of shit in your pants. Also not to be confused with shart, which only a small bit of shit comes out

Shart is more a wee bit of poo but squtter comes out

I had the shits yesterday, And i did a right oul squtter in me pants. It went everywhere

by Crippily Crepe January 22, 2021

Covid 18

1. The epic sequel of covid 19.

2. A typo

1. Yo mans got covid 18

Bruh

2. Texting

I tested positive for covid 18

Is there a new virus i

dont know about?

19*.

Idiot

by Crippily Crepe January 18, 2021

Dope

1:a word for an idiot or a fool used by english speaking irish people

2:cool or awesome

3:weed

1:you're a fucking dope, so you are

2:thats dope, bro!

3:that fella down the road is selling dope!

by Crippily Crepe January 22, 2021

Cripple

Someone who is wheelchair bound or can't walk properly

Did you see that old cripple down the road?

by Crippily Crepe January 22, 2021

Fortnite

1. An online daycare center for sweaty 12 year olds to say they're fucking each others moms tonight

2. A place where all good dances are put into and more or less destroyed by the garbage community by 6 year olds dancing in public

1. Do you wanna play fortnite?

No, I'd rather watch grass grow

2. Lets do fortnite dances!

No thanks, there are worse ways to torture yourself

by Crippily Crepe January 18, 2021

Bird

government supplied drones used to keep an eye on the people. The government try to make the birds do animal-like things, like, eat, sleep, fuck, build nests, and die. But we all know the truth. They dont actually die. They just temporarily disconnect. The don't fuck, just one comes with spare batterys to keep the other one going. The batterys are inserted through the anal cavity

Did you see the lovely birds? Aren't they so beautiful?

You mean the BATTERY powered INFORMATION REPOSSESING DEVICE? no thanks

by Crippily Crepe January 18, 2021

Fun

Fun is... Fun is... Ill just spell it for you. F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me, N is for anywhere at any time at all!

Down here in the big blue sea!

Plankton: I feel all tingly inside

Spongebob: yes! Thats fun!

by Crippily Crepe January 18, 2021