69 definition by CriostoirHulme

ita
immeasurably trusted associate
I dedicate the definitions I make here to a lovable Ita
by CriostoirHulme August 06, 2005

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ITA
interfering thoughtless arseholes
ita leave shit everywhere and have not the intelligence to realise the mess requires cleaning
by CriostoirHulme August 06, 2005

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aki
A knowledgeable insertion
The sexspecialist and I quickly undressed and were soon in the bed,
with black satin sheets and matching pillow cases, where I gave her aki
by CriostoirHulme August 07, 2005

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boring our observers brilliantly
My friend and I have known each other for many years. We are able to hold conversations in which we abbreviate words, use some words which are only known in our immediate locality and use hand signals ( a bit like racing pundit John McCririck who, funnily enough, calls his wife Booby). We find such conversations are extremely useful in pubs when we do not want eavesdroppers to learn our business. They notice the hand signals and some listen to us for a short period but usually walk away to talk to someone else. We are perfectly satisfied that we are booby.
by CriostoirHulme August 11, 2005

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nh
Customs and Excise officers use the expression nh meaning " nothing hidden ? "
The couple returning from a holiday in France were asked by the Customs and Excise officers if they had anything to declare. When they replied " No " one of the officers asked " Nh ? "
by CriostoirHulme August 06, 2005

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gsr
Good significent response
I held back with many replies and did not ask enough questions at the first meeting.
Later I had second thoughts and wrote to the person who had interviewed me giving them a gsr
by CriostoirHulme August 13, 2005

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smf
sensational magnificent fuck
My girl friend knew that I was in a bad need of one so she gave me an smf
by CriostoirHulme August 05, 2005

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