NWOV

Not without our visas

We cannot go on our holidays NWOV

by CriostoirHulme August 27, 2005

era

elderly radical admirer

The young woman was seeking a sugar daddy instead she found an era on the state pension

by CriostoirHulme August 30, 2005

ITA

Intellectually twisted anarchists

ITA have weekend orgies.
They gather at places which have internet facilities.
They play online games with unsuspecting innocents

by CriostoirHulme August 31, 2005

DNU

divisions never unified

In Ireland there are divisions never unified throughout the country

by CriostoirHulme August 31, 2005

meb

more educational bankruptcies

The ten o'clock news the other night reported meb

by CriostoirHulme August 30, 2005

booby

boring our observers brilliantly

My friend and I have known each other for many years. We are able to hold conversations in which we abbreviate words, use some words which are only known in our immediate locality and use hand signals ( a bit like racing pundit John McCririck who, funnily enough, calls his wife Booby). We find such conversations are extremely useful in pubs when we do not want eavesdroppers to learn our business. They notice the hand signals and some listen to us for a short period but usually walk away to talk to someone else. We are perfectly satisfied that we are booby.

by CriostoirHulme September 03, 2005

ati

An expression that women use about all men - " Are they incapable ? "

His wife, who looks after the children and tidies up after him, works 24/24.
She was taking a rest in a cafe when shopping with a friend and said " Men ati ? "

by CriostoirHulme September 03, 2005