Pang Tong

Pang Tong was a very gifted strategic genius that worked for the Shu kingdom. He was turned down by various warlords around the country because of his unusual appearance, one of the more noticable rejections was from Sun Ce, a descision he would later regret. He came across his old friend and workmate, Zhuge Liang who offered him a promising position in his kingdom by asking him to send a letter to his master, Liu Bei. Upon reaching the kingdom Pang Tong had a conversation wit Liu Bei, but chose to withdraw Zhuge Liangs letter. Pang Tong was immediatley put as a prefect in a region of the Shu kingdom that he was overqualified for. When Liu Bei heard of Pang Tongs unusual actions in the region he went personally to deal with him. Upon reaching the fort where Pang Tong resided he said, "I do not wish to be given a job without having to work for it". This impressed Liu Bei very much and Pang Tong showed Liu Bei the letter. Pang Tong was immediatley put sharing the same position as his friend Zhuge Liand and lead many victories together

It was Pang Tong who decided to chain Weis fleet together and sealing their fate.

by Crimson February 15, 2004

wizzlog

a long hair creature with fore eyes and bushy eyebrows, a huge block shaped chin with a aperatis with intenne growing out of it.

AHH! what was that thing,......"i think it was a wizzlog or somethin..."

by crimson October 26, 2003

Merry Gentry

Also known as Princess Meredith NeEssus from the Laurell K. Hamilton 3-novel series about fae. Merry Gentry is a detective in Los Angeles that is also co-heir with her cousin to the UnSeelie throan. She has to be with child in three years in order to obtain it. She sleeps with many of the royal guard. Books highly erotic.

By Laurell K. Hamilton

by Crimson September 14, 2004

Spear of Destiny

An ancient Christian mythological artifact. The Spear of Destiny refers to the legendary spear point that was used to kill Jesus on the cross at the hands of a Roman soldier. Passed down through history, this artifact purportedly bestows supernatural powers upon the weilder. It is sometimes believed to be a focus for the powers of evil, as in the 2005 film, "Constantine."

The fictional artifact disappeared after WWII. However, an actual artifact of this description has been scientifically examined during contemporary times and found to have originated many centuries later than legend claimed.

The Spear of Destiny in his hand, the man became posessed by evil and indefeatable.

by Crimson February 21, 2005

Morristown-Beard

Prep school in Morristown, NJ. One of the better independent schools around, this institution drips with tradition and history. From the street, Mo-Beard looks like a country club and on the inside, the new Beard Hall looks amazing. Despite the high price tag (about $22,000) a year, MBS has its share of wealth, evident among the students--fashion and cars. The student body is uber-prep--sporting the latest Brooks Brothers, JCrew or Vera Bradley trends.

With diplomas in hand, Mo-Beard sends its graduates to preppy colleges, including Bates, Union, Dickinson, Villanova and Hamilton, as well as a few Ivies.

Morristown-Beard is the preppiest of places in affluent Morris County.

by Crimson December 14, 2004

Holy Hell on Wheels

A word often used when cut off in traffic or shocked into a state where once would usually say "oh shit". Also a contradiction in terms.

Car: Swerves
You: Holy Hell on Wheels!

by Crimson September 14, 2004

limatate

to place a limit on something, or to express something that has bin limated

" he tried to limatate my expectations like a bitch he is"

by crimson October 14, 2003