Definitions by Creedmoor

Pinners 

A poor-man's version of alley baseball usually played with two people. One player bounces a ball on the ground and against a wall. It is up to the other player to catch the ball. If he catches it, the pitcher is out. Runs are determined by how far the ball flies without it being caught.

"After camp today do you want to go behing the supermarket and play pinners?"

Pinners by creedmoor October 13, 2004

red eye 

1. A late night airline filght.
2. A type of whiskey consumed in the old west.
3. Your asshole.

1. "I caught the red eye from Detroit."
2. "Bartender, a shot of red eye."
3. "Put your cheeks together. I can see your red eye."

red eye by creedmoor October 11, 2004

cockamamie

Adj.: Crazy, Off-kilter. A word you use when you can't think of the proper terminology.

"This cockamamie washing machine never works properly."

cockamamie by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Disneyfied 

A term used for something that has been sanitized in order to project the sanctity of family values.

"I hate Las Vegas. It's become so Disneyfied."

Disneyfied by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Silver Dollar Pancakes 

Term used to describe enourmous areolas.

"Take off your bra and give me an order of silver dollar pancakes."

Silver Dollar Pancakes by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Jizz Sheet 

Kleenex, Handi-Wipe, your sock or anything else you use to wipe down after masturbating.

"Shit, I'm all out of Kleenex. I'll use my shorts as a jizz sheet"

Jizz Sheet by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Gey cocken offen yom 

Yiddish slang that translates into "go take a shit in the ocean."

"You can gey cocken offen yom if you expect me to pay $5.00 for ground beef."

Gey cocken offen yom by creedmoor October 11, 2004