Creamy Beaver's definitions

dirty wilson

A dirty wilson has been committed when you snort cocaine off a hooker's taint.

Yeah dammit, we were just sitting there and he bent that whore over and gave her a dirty wilson. Right in the bar, it was unbelievable.

by Creamy Beaver July 6, 2004

redeye

The burning, yet satisfying, sensation you sometimes feel after taking a steaming dump

My god... my ass damn near exploded. I know I sure as hell blew up that toilet down there. I got a serious redeye at the moment. My ass keeps clenching too, like I'm still trying to pinch one out.

by Creamy Beaver July 6, 2004

hot load

What you see right after you bust a nut.
After it sits for awhile, it ceases to be hot anymore, and therefore becomes a cumbeard

Yeah I busted a hot load right on his cumbeard. He almost looks like a mountain man now, but it's sperm instead of ice.

by Creamy Beaver July 6, 2004

beer goggles

It's when you get so drunk that everything starts to look good.

See coyote ugly

You slept with that chick? Damn, you must have been wearing your beer goggles that night.

by Creamy Beaver July 6, 2004

cheesecake

Sexually insecure... you think he might me an ass bandit, but you're not sure.

I just don't know about Ben.. he's such a cheesecake.

by Creamy Beaver July 6, 2004