Fecal Fondler

One who fondles fecal matter.

(Syn.) Turd Burgler, Shit Stealer, Crap Grabber, Poop Scooper, Loaf Licker.

see Fecal

Joe: What are you doing in the toilet?
Bob: Playing with crap!
Joe: You Fecal Fondler

by Crazy Eddie April 19, 2005

Straight Edge

a really gay thing that means you dont to drugs drink or cuss... im tired of these little pussys....

Me: FUCK YOU
Gay kid: please dont say cuss words im a straight edge ill cry....

by Crazy Eddie April 20, 2005

Shadow0fDeath

a really crappy person who uses fruity loops to make music and yes he is fruity...and his music isnt black metal or ambeience its total shit.
AND HIS OTHER SIDE PROJECTS SUCK JUST AS MUCH

Shadow0fdeath is a retard

by Crazy Eddie April 20, 2005

Marathon

someone who takes craps all day untill they pass out from the horrific smell.

See Pulling a cyrus
see crap addict

Man i ate a whole pizza now im going to have a marathon!

by Crazy Eddie April 22, 2005

Pimp Goblet

a large decorated goblet(cup)that a pimp drinks out of.

Hey check out that Goblet of pimpness.

by Crazy Eddie April 20, 2005

Chronic Ass Rapings

being raped in the ass many times over and over and being addicted to it

man that guy is a chronic ass raper

by Crazy Eddie April 22, 2005

Fartjitsu

A ninja way of fighting with deadly farts. People trained in this style are most deadly of all ninjas. They are silent. Most of the time.

Man i learned some fartjitsu, now i can whoop some tail!

by Crazy Eddie April 26, 2005