25 definition by Crapper McGee

The head/the human head.
"He's totally bing in the conk!"
by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

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Old person with no or little teeth left/ Old person.
"My grandpa is a gummer".
by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

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When you shave the hair on your head to 2 or 1 millimeter in length, so that when you run your hand over your head, it feels like a coarse, short-haired brush. When you try to pull a sweater or shirt over your head, it will stick a bit like velcro.
"Man, this velcro got me a head full of lint from my sweater".
by Crapper McGee January 25, 2004

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Slang/mispronounciation of "car keys".
"Gimme the khakis, I'm outta here!"
by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

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