Crapper McGee's definitions

balloon land

When, after inhaling too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas), contained in a baloon, you subsequently pass out, as nitrous is used as an anasthetic.

"Shit, Pete's gone to balloon land! Hahahahaha!"

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

usability

A word assosiated with how one rates an objects usefulness, usability.

Q: "So, how's the usability of this Cut'n'Slice-A-Matic©?"
A: "It's a fairly high usability object, Bob".
or
A: "Not sold in stores, Bob, cuz it's a piece of shit":

by Crapper McGee January 24, 2004

for automotive use only

When this warning/advice is marked on an object, it means that it should only be used, by you, behind the wheel of a speeding automobile. The higher the speed, the greater the use.

"Shit, this cell-phone hands-free set has a lable that says "for automotive use only". Better jump in the Dogde".

by Crapper McGee January 24, 2004

velcro

When you shave the hair on your head to 2 or 1 millimeter in length, so that when you run your hand over your head, it feels like a coarse, short-haired brush. When you try to pull a sweater or shirt over your head, it will stick a bit like velcro.

"Man, this velcro got me a head full of lint from my sweater".

by Crapper McGee January 25, 2004