khakis

Slang/mispronounciation of "car keys".

"Gimme the khakis, I'm outta here!"

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

humans

The doom of this planet.

"Humans are nothing but fucking viruses with shoes."

by Crapper McGee March 28, 2004

bottom feeder

A person who has more or less failed in life and is at peace with it.

"He's a no-good bottom feeder!"

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

gummer

Old person with no or little teeth left/ Old person.

"My grandpa is a gummer".

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

balloon land

When, after inhaling too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas), contained in a baloon, you subsequently pass out, as nitrous is used as an anasthetic.

"Shit, Pete's gone to balloon land! Hahahahaha!"

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

pornography

Graphic depiction that has no artistic merit and that leads to sexual thought.

Which is basically every commercial I have ever seen...

by Crapper McGee March 28, 2004

bacon

Scabs, stagnated/oxided blood over wounds. People commonly pick on them.

"Don't pick on that bacon, or it will never heal properly".

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004