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Definitions by Crapper McGee

A secretive group of people that place Bibles in hotel rooms. Since no-one has ever actually seen a gideon, it is believed that they started out as outcast ninjas the had embraced christianity. Government programs concentrating on capturing and studying gideons have so far been unsuccessful.
"I'm gonna call the reception and tell them I'm don't have a bible in my room, maybe I'll get lucky and see a gideon".
gideons by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004
The doom of this planet.
"Humans are nothing but fucking viruses with shoes."
humans by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004
When you shave the hair on your head to 2 or 1 millimeter in length, so that when you run your hand over your head, it feels like a coarse, short-haired brush. When you try to pull a sweater or shirt over your head, it will stick a bit like velcro.
"Man, this velcro got me a head full of lint from my sweater".
velcro by Crapper McGee January 25, 2004
A word assosiated with how one rates an objects usefulness, usability.
Q: "So, how's the usability of this Cut'n'Slice-A-Matic©?"
A: "It's a fairly high usability object, Bob".
or
A: "Not sold in stores, Bob, cuz it's a piece of shit":
usability by Crapper McGee January 24, 2004

for automotive use only

When this warning/advice is marked on an object, it means that it should only be used, by you, behind the wheel of a speeding automobile. The higher the speed, the greater the use.
"Shit, this cell-phone hands-free set has a lable that says "for automotive use only". Better jump in the Dogde".
"Whoa! That's some serious bolt-ons!" or "She's an obvious bolt-on."
bolt-on by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

Above snakes

If a person is "above snakes", he/she is still alive and kicking.
"Peter pulled a hardcore stunt, but thankfully he's still above snakes" or "Never thought she'd make it, but she's above snakes".
Above snakes by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004