Definitions by Crapper McGee
gideons
A secretive group of people that place Bibles in hotel rooms. Since no-one has ever actually seen a gideon, it is believed that they started out as outcast ninjas the had embraced christianity. Government programs concentrating on capturing and studying gideons have so far been unsuccessful.
"I'm gonna call the reception and tell them I'm don't have a bible in my room, maybe I'll get lucky and see a gideon".
gideons by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004
humans
humans by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004
velcro
When you shave the hair on your head to 2 or 1 millimeter in length, so that when you run your hand over your head, it feels like a coarse, short-haired brush. When you try to pull a sweater or shirt over your head, it will stick a bit like velcro.
velcro by Crapper McGee January 25, 2004
usability
Q: "So, how's the usability of this Cut'n'Slice-A-Matic©?"
A: "It's a fairly high usability object, Bob".
or
A: "Not sold in stores, Bob, cuz it's a piece of shit":
A: "It's a fairly high usability object, Bob".
or
A: "Not sold in stores, Bob, cuz it's a piece of shit":
usability by Crapper McGee January 24, 2004
for automotive use only
When this warning/advice is marked on an object, it means that it should only be used, by you, behind the wheel of a speeding automobile. The higher the speed, the greater the use.
"Shit, this cell-phone hands-free set has a lable that says "for automotive use only". Better jump in the Dogde".
for automotive use only by Crapper McGee January 24, 2004
bolt-on
bolt-on by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004
Above snakes
"Peter pulled a hardcore stunt, but thankfully he's still above snakes" or "Never thought she'd make it, but she's above snakes".
Above snakes by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004