baconhair

Curly hair, like bacon curls up in the frying pan.

"Let's buzz, baconhair!"

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

california king

A self-made man, but overly arrogant and full of himself, highly egotistical, unaware of anything that does not directly relate to him. Has a use-and-throw-away-policy regarding women. Primarily from the sunshine state, but they have been known to migrate.

"What an asshole, he's such a california king!"

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

sleepwalk capsules

Any halucinogenic drug. Refers to the halucinations you experience while under the influence of halucinogens, as they can be like dream, but in a conscious state.

Also a song by the band "At The Drive-In".

Dude1: Hey, you're acting kinda wierd, man.
Dude2: You know that last tab of acid I was saving?
Dude1: Yeah?
Dude2: I dropped it.
Dude1: Far out, man. You took a sleepwalk capsule?

by Crapper McGee March 28, 2004

humans

The doom of this planet.

"Humans are nothing but fucking viruses with shoes."

by Crapper McGee March 28, 2004

bottom feeder

A person who has more or less failed in life and is at peace with it.

"He's a no-good bottom feeder!"

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

gummer

Old person with no or little teeth left/ Old person.

"My grandpa is a gummer".

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

pornography

Graphic depiction that has no artistic merit and that leads to sexual thought.

Which is basically every commercial I have ever seen...

by Crapper McGee March 28, 2004