Definitions by Cranky Neighbor
Writer's Cramp
1 n. A painful spasm experienced in the muscles of the fingers, hand or forearm, while writing with a pen or pencil.
2 n. A severe contraction of funds in a writer's bank account, caused by an unreliable source of income.
2 n. A severe contraction of funds in a writer's bank account, caused by an unreliable source of income.
I was signing cheques last night for all my bills and got a terrible writer's cramp.
All my cheques came back NSF. I guess my account has writer's cramp.
All my cheques came back NSF. I guess my account has writer's cramp.
Writer's Cramp by Cranky Neighbor August 6, 2010
Cir-game-ian Rhythm
n. Twenty-four hour cycle of sleeplessness experienced by video gamers, fuelled by caffeine and energy drinks.
Cir-game-ian Rhythm by Cranky Neighbor August 6, 2010
Full Metal Wanker
n. Unskilled player in an online war game, such as Modern Warfare 2, who devotes endless effort to bitching, whining and obscene trash talking, while getting killed over and over.
These players tend to complain that everyone on the other team (or everyone else in a free-for-all) is either a "noob tuber" or "camper." Often guilty of being a team killer, due to anger management issues. Generally leaves the game in a rage quit.
These players tend to complain that everyone on the other team (or everyone else in a free-for-all) is either a "noob tuber" or "camper." Often guilty of being a team killer, due to anger management issues. Generally leaves the game in a rage quit.
You ****ing noobs; you're all f*gs; I ****ed your mom! (Dies.)
Ha ha. Ladies, this kid is a Full Metal Wanker. (Mutes player.)
Ha ha. Ladies, this kid is a Full Metal Wanker. (Mutes player.)
Full Metal Wanker by Cranky Neighbor August 5, 2010
Rearview Shock
n. A condition of emotional distress experienced by a heterosexual male who has been admiring a woman's figure from behind, on discovering that she is actually a dude.
Rearview Shock by Cranky Neighbor August 5, 2010
Hernia Hand Puppet
n. A male patient who is turned into a hand puppet during a hernia exam when his doctor crams his or her hand all the way up inside, totally inverting the scrotum.
Why are you limping?
I went to my doctor on account of mild abdominal pain and he turned me into a hernia hand puppet.
I went to my doctor on account of mild abdominal pain and he turned me into a hernia hand puppet.
Hernia Hand Puppet by Cranky Neighbor July 27, 2010
Chat Rat
1. v. To save the content of an instant messaging chat and forward it to management, betraying a co-worker.
2. n. One who betrays a co-worker thus.
2. n. One who betrays a co-worker thus.
Hey, where you going with your stuff?
Home. I was flirting with Shawna in Messenger and HR got hold of it.
Did she chat rat you?
Yep. She's a total chat rat.
Home. I was flirting with Shawna in Messenger and HR got hold of it.
Did she chat rat you?
Yep. She's a total chat rat.
Chat Rat by Cranky Neighbor July 21, 2010
Welcome Bat
Welcome Bat by Cranky Neighbor July 21, 2010