10 definitions by Cranky Neighbor
by Cranky Neighbor July 17, 2010
1. v. To save the content of an instant messaging chat and forward it to management, betraying a co-worker.
2. n. One who betrays a co-worker thus.
2. n. One who betrays a co-worker thus.
Hey, where you going with your stuff?
Home. I was flirting with Shawna in Messenger and HR got hold of it.
Did she chat rat you?
Yep. She's a total chat rat.
Home. I was flirting with Shawna in Messenger and HR got hold of it.
Did she chat rat you?
Yep. She's a total chat rat.
by Cranky Neighbor July 21, 2010
n. The smiling, standing coma most adults enter as an enthusiastic ten year old describes his exploits in a video game.
Uh, better get Justin away from Grandma. He's been telling her about Modern Warfare 2 for fifteen minutes and she's gone into a state of game-olepsy.
by Cranky Neighbor July 17, 2010
n. A condition of emotional distress experienced by a heterosexual male who has been admiring a woman's figure from behind, on discovering that she is actually a dude.
by Cranky Neighbor August 4, 2010
n. Unskilled player in an online war game, such as Modern Warfare 2, who devotes endless effort to bitching, whining and obscene trash talking, while getting killed over and over.
These players tend to complain that everyone on the other team (or everyone else in a free-for-all) is either a "noob tuber" or "camper." Often guilty of being a team killer, due to anger management issues. Generally leaves the game in a rage quit.
These players tend to complain that everyone on the other team (or everyone else in a free-for-all) is either a "noob tuber" or "camper." Often guilty of being a team killer, due to anger management issues. Generally leaves the game in a rage quit.
You ****ing noobs; you're all f*gs; I ****ed your mom! (Dies.)
Ha ha. Ladies, this kid is a Full Metal Wanker. (Mutes player.)
Ha ha. Ladies, this kid is a Full Metal Wanker. (Mutes player.)
by Cranky Neighbor August 4, 2010
by Cranky Neighbor July 21, 2010
n. A generous gratuity left by a customer in a restaurant, prompted by the waiter or waitress flirting outrageously. This may include social engineering tactics such as holding eye contact, smiling with teeth showing and touching the customer's arm.
In the case of a waitress and a male customer, for instance, the rule of thumb is: the higher on the arm the touch occurs and the firmer the pressure, the larger the flirtip will be. A casual brush of the customer's hand may generate a small flirtip, while a firm grasp of the upper arm can result in absurdly grandiose returns.
In the case of a waitress and a male customer, for instance, the rule of thumb is: the higher on the arm the touch occurs and the firmer the pressure, the larger the flirtip will be. A casual brush of the customer's hand may generate a small flirtip, while a firm grasp of the upper arm can result in absurdly grandiose returns.
You're leaving a hundred bucks on a fifty dollar meal? Don't you think you're overdoing the flirtip?
by Cranky Neighbor July 15, 2010