CranberryKing's definitions

Bug Flush

When you finish killing a bug in the house and rather than throwing the tissue out in the trash, you drown the sucker.

Damn! Look at that spider on the wall!
(Kills spider and runs to the toilet).

Nice bug flush, dude.

by CranberryKing January 3, 2017

Sirisly?

The question you ask yourself when Siri on your phone acts dumb af.

You: Siri can I get directions to the nearest Starbucks?
Siri: Calling Mom now.
You: Sirisly?

by CranberryKing January 20, 2017

Hyperdrive

When you move faster than the speed of light. Pretty cool. Spaceships and superheroes do it. Everything basically becomes blurry.

Pilot (1) to Pilot (2): Damn! Put that shit into hyperdrive so we can end up in the Nebulark Galaxy already.

Pilot (2) accelerates: Vroom Vroom!

Spaceship flies off into the stars.

by CranberryKing January 12, 2017