average guy

Ironically, the type of dude who a girl can spend the rest of her life with. He could be standing right in front of her and she'll overlook him at first because girls have a tendency to fall for broken bad boys. The average guy is most likely to be friend-zoned unless you're Ron from Kim Possible. Props to an average guy who scores a girlfriend!

"Average" guys are actually the best guys. When a girl dates a boy like this, he becomes more than average to her.
Girl 1: Ugh I just got dumped by Trent.
Girl 2: He wasn't right for you. Don't you think Robbie is a better fit?
Girl 1: Robbie is just an average guy, though.
Girl 2: So? He treats you nicer! Give him a chance.
by CranberryKing December 04, 2017
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Nepple

Southerner #1: Well that's a mighty fine nepple you have there!
Southerner #2: Thanks!
by CranberryKing February 05, 2017
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Swolzies

When you're so buff that your muscles have muscles.
Omg Heather, Craig came back from summer break and looks so hot now!
I know, Craig is totally swolzies.
by CranberryKing July 21, 2017
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