63 definitions by Cranberry Bob

'Turds of all' is a complimentary closing of a letter meant in a humorous way when sent to fellow fraternity brothers..

Tuscaloosa is a medium-sized drinking city with a football problem.

To say that someone is up shit creek is to imply that he or she or it is in real jam.

Violet time is the time to be violated.

Violate me, in the violet time,
In the vilest way that you know!
Desecrate, savage me
Utterly ravage me
On me no mercy bestow.

A virgin sturgeon is a fish that doesn't produce any roe. Or wade.

Some gardeners refer to undesired or unexpected plants as "volunteers."

"Didn't get his covid vaccine either" is an elliptical way of saying that someone is either stupid, or crushingly thoughtless.