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Definitions by Cramerica Industries

slap the piss out of the head of the family 

a slang term for taking a wizz or urinating
Brian had to pee, so he told everyone that it was time to slap the piss out of the head of the family

buckwheat in a headlock

taking down a girls pants to find an incredible mass of pubic hair
Mike was getting ready to go down on Amber. He pulled down her pants and told her that it looks like you have buckwheat in a headlock down here.

I'd eat the corn out of her shit 

A term used when describing the hotness of a female or to describe an extreme need for food.
1.Brian said he though that chick was so hot I'd eat the corn out of her shit.
2.Waumans said that he was so hungry that he'd eat the corn out of her shit.

nipple crippler 

The act of getting your teet or nipple twisted or squeezed.
My uncle used to pinch my little boobies and ask me what was worse than a texas tornado and answer a nipple crippler.

big grumby 

taking a large chew of tobacco.
After landing a 52" pike on his tip up, Chuck decided to take a Big Grumby to celebrate the moment.

Big Grumby 

After Big Bob ate all you could eat tacos at the local bar, his stomach began to gurgle and decided he'd better take a Big Grumby

Stuffed Taco 

A woman's vagina with a penis inserted in it.
After Pat had sex with Chewy he commented how she had a great stuffed taco.