rompous

Having visual and or meaningful characteristics that are wild, exaggerated, without restraint and jagged.

david: HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
craig: look at that line of text, in an abstract sense it's a very rompous line of text
craig: i think i made up that word
david: it's a perfectly cromulent word

by Craig McRae April 02, 2009

white pee front butt

White Pee Front Butt comes from a term used by a child to describe incestual molestation.
"Mommy, mommy. Uncle Jerry white pee'd in my front butt"

"lets get together and try a little bit of the white pee front butt?"

by Craig McRae July 07, 2006

hofty

When the penis is half way to an erection, or half way down from an erection.

"Hey, come look at this"
"Hold on, i'm in my boxers and i've got a hofty"

by Craig McRae July 07, 2006

bum turf

1. The unbridled mane of one's buttocks. (see manscaping)

2. The area which a bum claims to be his own to collect his income. Bum turf may be, and usually is fought for. Many a bum have lost their turf due to drunkeness, or inability to stand their ground.

1.
"Man my ass itches"
"Why?"
"I've got stubble because I just shaved my bum turf"

2.
"There's broken glass, vomit and shit everywhere"
"Yeah, I saw a couple of guys fighting for bum turf"

by Craig McRae September 04, 2008

sharticipation

the feeling one has when they want to shit, or fart (unknown) and are scared of what will come out if they try too hard.
see shart

"Dude, I’m going to the bathroom"
"Why?"
"I can't stand the sharticipation"
"what the fuck are you talking about?"
"I don’t know if I have to shit or fart, and I’d rather not figure it out here"

by Craig McRae July 18, 2006

two-hole sit

When a female sits atop the thigh of another person in a straddling fashion. Both the vagina and anus are in contact with the leg of the person being sat upon.

A: I could feel her warmth when she sat down on my knee
B: Yeah, the two-hole sit will get anyone in the mood! I had a slight hofty just watching.

by Craig McRae May 23, 2007

shcwap

an acronym and onomatopoeia for 'stab her cunt with a pitchfork'

"Mary told your girlfriend that you molested debbie's daughter"
"What a bitch, i want to shcwap"

by Craig McRae September 12, 2006