Definitions by Cpt.Bob

derp 

A funny sounding word that is used after a dumb joke.

It's behind your ear, Derp!

derp by Cpt.Bob October 16, 2003

techno 

music that owns all other types of "music," except for marching bands, of course.:D

marching band>techno>all the other pop sh*t

techno by Cpt.Bob October 15, 2003

Boom 

The only sh*tty song ever made by System of a down

What the h*ll were they thinking when they made "boom?"

Boom by Cpt.Bob October 15, 2003

go 

The shortest sentence in the english language.

Go.

go by Cpt.Bob October 8, 2003

nuke 

A great weapon in wordStarcraft/word. Cloak a Ghost or two after you have a few silos armed and send them in to your enemy's base. The point of impact is indicated by a lazer point over the designated target.

noob:Hey, that looks like a lazer pointer...
voice: nuclear launch detected
noob: hey you didn't say there was nukes!
*noob was eliminated*

nuke by Cpt.Bob October 6, 2003

plasma grenade 

In Halo, blue grenades that stick to almost any surface and explode in a cool way.

Pro: don't forget, THE BLUE ONES STICK.
Newbie: *accidentally sticks on to back of Pro's head* they what?! oh sh*t!
*BOOM*
*Pro has been killed by ally Newbie*
*Newbie has killed self*
Blue team: -2
Red team: 0

plasma grenade by Cpt.Bob October 5, 2003

V-Chip 

One of the most diobolical technoligies invented by wordsoccer mom/words. It blocks "inappropriate content" anything rated TV14 and up. The most pointless things invented too.

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What?
My parents got a tv with a v-chip!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!YOU SUCK!!!!

V-Chip by Cpt.Bob October 5, 2003