jughead

(n) A person who acts below normal intelligence

You're such a jughead!

by Cpt. Obvious April 01, 2003

Double up on that pony

When two guys do 1 girl

The hobos doubled up on that pony

by Cpt. Obvious May 31, 2003

Frigidair

A name for a frigid bitch.

Frigidair won't ever give it up

by Cpt. Obvious May 31, 2003

Tainted

Dirty or unclean. Also see Skeezy

The whore was tainted with many a VD!

by Cpt. Obvious April 01, 2003

Herpoghonasiphilaids

General term for vd's

That prostitute probably has some herpoghonasiphilaids.

by Cpt. Obvious June 04, 2003

sproing

A sprained groin

You've been diagnosed with a severe sproing.

by Cpt. Obvious April 01, 2003

panda

Mystical creature which lives in the dark and has a black heart

The pandas are coming!

by Cpt. Obvious April 12, 2003