Definitions by Coz

Cosmo Urbane 

Any fellow who lives south of College Street, loves shoe shopping, lives in a very virtual world and has never visited a country fair that has a camel attraction.

"That guy over there - eating the Montreal Smoke Meat Sandwich from Schwartz's . . . he's uber Cosmo Urbane"

Cosmo Urbane by Coz November 2, 2004

Penis punch 

v. To splooge in the hand and slap someone.

I came home late from school, so my dad penis punched me.

Penis punch by Coz October 10, 2004

McRamsey 

n. The beating recieved when you get hammered and penis punch a pimp.

John got a McRamsey! He should be dead!

McRamsey by Coz October 10, 2004

monkey juice 

GHB, high proof liquor, antifreeze, or any liquid that gets you crazy-ass drunk.

He done fucked up all night drinking monkey huice on his job!

monkey juice by Coz August 22, 2003

Irangeles

What Iranians call Los Angeles, because it is completely chock full of them.

Damn, Hormuz! look at that Sand Monkey! We must be in Irangeles!

Irangeles by Coz August 22, 2003

get monkey

To get high on a party drug, esp GHB or Meth. To get so high you act crazy and hardly remember anything.

I found a source for G and finally scored, let's get monkey!

get monkey by Coz August 22, 2003

lime sucker 

A less pussy way to call a dude a limey.
also: "lime sucking bastard"

Damn check out the fucked up grill on that Lime-sucker.

lime sucker by Coz August 22, 2003