Cosmo Urbane

Any fellow who lives south of College Street, loves shoe shopping, lives in a very virtual world and has never visited a country fair that has a camel attraction.

"That guy over there - eating the Montreal Smoke Meat Sandwich from Schwartz's . . . he's uber Cosmo Urbane"

by Coz November 2, 2004

Irangeles

What Iranians call Los Angeles, because it is completely chock full of them.

Damn, Hormuz! look at that Sand Monkey! We must be in Irangeles!

by Coz August 22, 2003

monkey juice

GHB, high proof liquor, antifreeze, or any liquid that gets you crazy-ass drunk.

He done fucked up all night drinking monkey huice on his job!

by Coz August 22, 2003

Penis punch

v. To splooge in the hand and slap someone.

I came home late from school, so my dad penis punched me.

by Coz October 10, 2004

sirreverence

17th century word exclaimed when finding a turd or emptied chamberpot in the public streets.
To take a shit.

"...sirreverencing in a paper and running to the window with it."-- Richard Head (Dick Head)"the English Rogue"

by Coz August 22, 2003

McRamsey

n. The beating recieved when you get hammered and penis punch a pimp.

John got a McRamsey! He should be dead!

by Coz October 10, 2004

Frog Sucker

A less pussy way to call a Frenchman a frog.

"Those stinkin' frog suckers be the death of us all!" -- Tesco Vee, from the song "French People Suck"

by Coz August 22, 2003