Definitions by Covido
🦠₁₉ 💉 ≠ 0😷 or 0💀
When a Covid-19 vaccine does not equate zero infections or deaths, especially when those in developed nations would get vaccinated first before their counterparts in the developing world could expect to be jabbed even with a half-baked vaccine from China or Russia.
The WHO warned the world that 🦠₁₉ 💉 ≠ 0😷 or 0💀, when not everyone would be able to get jabbed in early 2021.
🦠₁₉ 💉 ≠ 0😷 or 0💀 by Covido December 6, 2020
Covid-👿
When the number of Covid-19 infections or deaths on a certain day in a country or county reaches the beastly or devilish number 666—when Lucifer and Ms. Corona agree to meet up every now and then to remind health officials and the authorities that they have the power to cause casualties and fatalities if they so wished.
Covid-22
Catch-22 during the coronavirus pandemic: if you stay at home, you have no money to feed your family and pay the bills; and if you go out and work, you risk your life and those of your loved ones, especially if some members are prone to contracting the virus due to a poor health condition.
Adios and his wife, both out of work, are in debt and face eviction at the end of the month, with the family of five trying to keep their baby who suffers from a rare disease condition that requires round-the-clock care at home instead of moving to a homeless shelter; however, if they go out to work, the odds of them infecting their little one are pretty high—they’re stuck in a Covid-22 situation.
Covid-22
Catch-22 during the coronavirus pandemic: if you stay at home, you have no money to feed your family and pay the bills; and if you go out and work, you risk your life and those of your loved ones, especially if some members are prone to contracting the virus due to a poor health condition.
Adios and his wife, both out of work, are in debt and face eviction at the end of the month, with the family of five trying to keep their baby who suffers from a rare disease condition that requires round-the-clock care at home instead of moving to a homeless shelter; however, if they go out to work, the odds of them infecting their little one are pretty high—they’re stuck in a Covid-22 situation.
🤥₉₁₁
When an electoral attack struck the Commander in Cheat or Divider-in-Chief politically on 11/3—when tens of millions voters said no to corruption, nepotism, white racism and supremacism, sexism, bigotry, xenophobia, and collusion with foreign powers.
Covid-🇲🇬
When Madagascar put Africa on the corona map after it claimed to have concocted Covid-Organics, the miracle tonic that can cure the coronavirus, which the WHO refused to recommend unless it has been subject to rigorous testing to prove its effectiveness.
2🦠2🦠 MATH
When the mathematical education of millions of students in developing countries, who don’t have access to a computer or the internet, were hard hit by the lockdowns, which forced the authorities to postpone the national exams to 2021—a painful reality that exposes the wide inequality gap between the haves and the have-nots.