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A prisoner who has the basic rights to be protected from the coronavirus, whose bad deeds should not be used against them to deprive them of any safety equipment or proper medical care.
Except for the hardcore or notorious inmates, to prevent the coronavirus from spreading further in crowded jails, the authorities are allowing millions of convict-19s to serve their sentences at home.
by Covido December 9, 2020
Get the Convict-19 mug.When millions of women use the face mask as a substitute for no make-up days, and shy people use it to hide or retreat behind.
Not just to protect themselves against the coronavirus, for many in the workplace, the face mask is also used inexpensively to fight against COVID-😷, which saves them both time and money.
by Covido December 24, 2020
Get the COVID-😷 mug.When the letter X is linked to different operations (addition, multiplication, exponentiation, tetration) with regard to the actual number of infections or fatalities in a country—for example, if X infected cases are reported in some rogue nations, the actual figures are probably closer to the following: North Korea: X + 2; India: 2X; Russia: 2ˣ; China: ˣ2.
by Covido January 10, 2021
Get the COVID-X mug.Someone who tries to extort money from others during the coronavirus pandemic, by pretending to be a law enforcer—for example, they would catch others sans a face mask, then ask them for a bribe to help the victims avoid paying a hefty fine or being in jail.
Thousands of con-19s from all corners of the globe have emerged to prey on the gullible or superstitious folks.
by Covido December 21, 2020
Get the Con-19 mug.When the citizens of an island-state are more afraid of being fined, sued, jailed, or caned for airing their politically incorrect views about the authorities and the judiciary than the dangers posed by the coronavirus—in Singapore, the fear factor of libel and imprisonment is greater than the plague parameter of infection and death.
For foreigners in developing countries who admire the clean and green “fine” city, with its low crime and corruption, they can’t quite figure out why citizens and residents perceive Covid-🇸🇬 to be more dangerous than Covid-19.
by Covido November 22, 2020
Get the Covid-🇸🇬 mug.A psychological confidence marker that gives vaccinated or boosted people the illusion that they are fully protected from the coronavirus—a symbol of perceived social responsibility to pacify politicians that they could be counted on in containing the pandemic.
With millions of people wearing face masks of varying quality, most of which offering near-zero protection against Covid-19 and its variants, the main beneficiaries are the mask manufacturers and the distributors.
by Covido April 23, 2022
Get the Mask mug.When some rogue communist nations require that passengers entering their borders need to be jabbed with their oft-half-baked vaccines produced by them, WHO-approved or not—for example, tourists planning to visit Beijing or Moscow are required to receive the Sinovac or Sputnik V shots.
Frequent fliers, who are reluctant to embrace vaccine cocktails, are sought-after buyers of fake red vaccine cards in the black market.
by Covido March 19, 2022
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