Definitions by Covido
Corona Calendar
A calendar that feels like a 30-hour day, a 10-day week, or a 40-day month—when an awful lot of unappreciative employees who are “privileged” to work from home complain that every day is like a 19-hour workday hell.
The 2020 calendar would likely be remembered as the “corona calendar” for almost 8 billion people, who were home-jailed for weeks, when the world tried to contain the pandemic crisis.
Corona Calendar by Covido December 31, 2020
Covid-19 Is a Blessing
The unspoken truth that governments’ stimulus packages in many developed countries delayed the retrenchment of millions of people who were working for businesses that were about to fold up just before the coronavirus pandemic struck.
Thousands of gig workers don’t deny that Covid-19 is a blessing in disguise, because they see the government’s handouts as God’s Favor on them during this pandemic crisis.
Covid-19 Is a Blessing by Covido December 29, 2020
Covid-🇲🇾
When the growing movement of anti-vaccination groups in Malaysia, whose members refuse to be jabbed if the Covid-19 vaccines are not halal, doesn’t make herd immunity in the Muslim-majority nation achievable any time soon.
Covid-🤥
The emoticon for “Trumpvirus.” When the corona lies and conspiracies of the Liar-in-Chief to the American public are more dangerous than the virus itself, whose blind faith in him has led to millions of infected cases and tens of thousands of deaths.
Except for diehard Trumpists who would disagree to the nth degree, Covid-🤥 is deadlier than Covid-19 from any angle.
Corrorist
A corona-infected jihadist or terrorist who is hell-bent to spread the virus to as many “infidels” as possible to get even at the authorities for refusing to incorporate the sharia into the legal system, or for allegedly treating some radical Islamists unfairly.
COVID-🗿
When the natives of Easter Island realized that with closed borders during the coronavirus pandemic they could no longer depend on tourism for their survival; as a result, they switched to tapu, an ancient Polynesian tradition that is based on protecting their health, their lives, and their elders’ wisdom, with spiritual restrictions and shared prohibitions at its core.
Covid-🇸🇴
When Mohammedan pirates from Somalia are not only surviving but also thriving during the coronavirus pandemic, as they justify their sea raids on the increasing number of cargo ships passing by their coastal waters because of poverty.