Courtney's definitions

virgin punk

A undersexed punk who is extremely desperate and prays on young children. May live in a location nearest you, and is known to be extremely horny. Commonly older

Eve never fucked Adam, causing him to be forever known as a virgin punk

by Courtney February 21, 2005

Shiznit

someone or something that is just awesome, beyond words... just 'the shiznit'.

Roger: Courtney, you da shiznit!
Courtney: No, no, Roger... YOU da shiznit!

by Courtney April 30, 2003

dc's

air force 1's it's a term used in southern va (virginia beach)

he has the all white dc's.

by courtney December 11, 2003

Council Bluffs

A dirty white trash place on the other side of the Missouri River from Omaha. Known also as 'the leech town', it trys to suck it's fame off of Omaha. Home of trailer parks, crappy truck stops, and mulleted people who let their kids play with thier toys in the front lawn in thier diapers. See also 'Counciltucky'.

Ew! What's that smell? Oh, it must be Council Bluffs.

by Courtney December 16, 2003

fuzz top

The back view of the person's head in the car in front of you, usually an old person because of the characteristically fuzzy, curly mass that encompasses an elderly persons hair. A fuzz top can be spotted not going over 10 mph and causing you to become frustrated when stuck behind one in traffic. A casual swear term that wont offend grams.

1. That Fuzz Top cant even see over the steering wheel of that beat ass Caddy
2. MOVE IT YOU FUZZ TOP!
3. Sorry Im late, I hope you'll understand I was stuck behind a Fuzz Top.

by CouRtney June 4, 2004

West Japeepee

On the other side of the middle of nowhere from East Bumblefuck

East Bumblefuck is the styx but West Japeepee is even worse

by Courtney August 25, 2003

The Holy Grail

The Holy Grail is a term used by porn stars, can be used as a noun, verb and/or adjective, and is basically when a female porn star takes a cock in her arse, a cock in her vagina and a cock in her mouth, all whilst simultanously giving two handjobs.

In my experience, The Holy Grail is a trick best left for the pros.

"Have you seen 'Bangin from behind 25' yet? It's the one where Rachel Lurid achieves the Holy Grail!"

by Courtney April 6, 2005