Definitions by Count Chuckula

Piss Pole 

An incontinent old bastard, who hangs around funeral homes, too poor to buy himself diapers, and reeks of urine. They usually drink the cheapest beer and eat cans of sardines and liverwurst.

I don't see old Piss Pole yet, but I sure can smell him a good block away. Hey Piss Pole you best not.

Piss Pole by Count Chuckula May 17, 2023

Walking Peterhead 

That strap or horseshoe half ring of hair behind a partially bald man's skull that runs from the the top of the right ear to the top of the left ear.

Sean told me that strip of hair on MacIntyre's head makes him look like a walking Peterhead.

Walking Peterhead by Count Chuckula August 24, 2022

Swivels 

When your walking and your upper torso turns to the right, while your hips and ass turn to the left.

Bluelight must be double jointed when he walks his whole body swivels left and right.

Swivels by Count Chuckula December 17, 2021

Wrent 

When your rectum remains open from excessive high pressure flatulence.

My asshole is wrent after eating all that hot Mexican food, now I gotta wear a diaper.

Wrent by Count Chuckula December 17, 2021

Ombudsman 

A man standing on a street corner selling bags of weed.

I seen Ras Babbo on the street corner, and I asked him what he does, and he answered Ombudsman, nickel or dime?

Ombudsman by Count Chuckula June 9, 2021

Youallschallack 

An oil used for hair, cooking, automotive, and sex aid.

Mike Keith loves using Youallschallack in his hair, it adds sheen, if he has any leftover he cooks his eggs with it.

Youallschallack by Count Chuckula April 22, 2021

Ajax 

Ajax meaning the same as Jackass or Dumbass in Greek Slang.

That Ajax could have bought a Rolls Royce, instead he buys a Ford.

Ajax by Count Chuckula April 14, 2021