Cosmo's definitions

eleventh finger

A sexual manouever in which a man, while fingering a woman outside of her field of vision, inserts his penis without announcing he is doing so. The act is generally employed as a means to commence intercourse with a hesitant (but willing) partner.

The term "eleventh finger" can also simply be slang for penis.

Chris: Well, she was kinda riding the fence about having sex with me. Since she never said no outright, I gave her the eleventh finger, and that was that.

Kevin: nicely done, sir.

by Cosmo July 12, 2006

Man Bunt

When playing a baseball-like sport, the act of taking a mighty chop at the ball, but making only slight contact, so the ball hits the ground and rolls only a few pathetic feet. Essentially, it has the effect of a bunt while still allowing the batter to look manly (if foolish) by making a full swing.

Man bunts that fail to either advance a runner or land the batter safely on base are not acutally man bunts, but just plain ole' screwing up.

(Chris takes a hard swing, but just nips the ball. It rolls gingerly down the 3rd base line, but remains fair as Chris sprints safely to first base).

First Baseman: that was total BS.
Chris: Pshaw! That was skill. Don't you know a good man bunt when you see one?

by Cosmo July 18, 2006

Clintonian Virgin

A man or woman who claims to be a virgin, on the grounds that they've never engaged in vaginal intercourse. This is in spite of having had a great number of what Kenneth Starr would consider "sexual partners".

As opposed to technical virgin, which carries no overt implication of promiscuity, association with Bill Clinton's reputedly expansive sexual conquests makes the Clintonian Virgin something of a slut or man-whore.

Chris: Hey, did you know that chick's never had sex before?

Kevin: Yeah, but she's been around. And around. And around.

Chris: Ah - a true Clintonian Virgin.

by Cosmo March 23, 2007

fuschk

an English euphemism for fuck. Used in front of parents, small children, people of the cloth and other situations where profanity is unacceptable. It's meaning is additionally mollified by its funny sound. Some claim it's Russian for "screw off" but this is not true.

Gas is 2.75 a gallon? What the fuschk?

by cosmo August 17, 2004

cheating

When a woman who is either overweight to begin with, or who has recently gained weight, shows off or brags/complains about the size of her breasts.

Though it's seldom intentional on the part of the "cheater", all girls who have large breasts due to excess adipose tissue throughout their bodies are (rather chauvansitically) said to be "cheating".

Morgana: Man, this top totally shows off my 44F rack. I am so unbelievably sexy.

Kevin: No, you're so blatantly cheating.

by cosmo November 3, 2006

gash hound

A man who cannot restrain the urge to copulate with every human female he sees. Derived from gash, crude slang for female genitalia; and hound, a suffix commonly used to denote baseness, relentless pursuit and traditional male faults. (cf. pussy hound, hound dog, hound, bird dog)

"There goes Carcetti, chasing after another girl."
"Once a gash hound, always a gash hound."

by Cosmo October 7, 2007

weed spot

a place to buy and sometimes smoke marijuana. Used frequently in rap songs.

From "What if He was White?" by eminem and Sticky Fingaz:

If I was white, I probably couldn't dunk
cuz everybody knows white men can't jump (Nope!)
And probably wouldn't be able to go to the weed spot
Cuz all of the dreads would think I'm a cop.

by Cosmo February 10, 2005