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Definitions by Cosmic Pope

godulate 

1) the act of creating something out of nothing
2) the endeavor to do something impossible
Davids godulation is remarkable, seeing how he has been writing that book for three years

to godulate is not easy, one must practice the art of alchemy but even then your at lease taking one thing and changing it, to truly godulate one must produce something out of thing air
godulate by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010
1) a sex act done under a morbidly obese woman, similar to the Western Whormelt, but this will be done with her legs propped behind her head 2) full definition, the male enters the womans anus from behind, spins himself upside down and wedges himself under her gearth, as he fights for air the erotic asphyxiation causes a heighten state of panicked arousal, and an explosive ejaculant can be achieved

any number of partners may be added the limit is only in ones imagination, but remember if additional partners are added the name is changed to properly represent the situation, Double Cleavin, Triple Cleavin, Octocleave even the elusive AutoCleave "i've seen it done" example below

first mentioned in an episode of "family guy" as a dirty word

also can be spelled Kleavin, from the root word cleave : to adhere firmly and closely or loyally and unwaveringly
Becky gave up the the cleavin last night, you can see Jim's jizz on the fan blades, he vomited all over the duvet

Roberta the superfat hermaphrodite almost died AutoCleavin with her cock up her butt and her boob in her mouth, that biker dude just happened to hear the commotion and broke into the window to save her, or was it to ass rape her before he left town, not sure but both happened
cleavin by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010

glaukenstucken 

Feeling guilty for haven felt schadenfreude

Season two Episode Five of the series "Two and a half Men" the character Rose mentions her glaukenstucken, over her previous feelings of schadenfreude and explains how she's hoping it will catch on
i feel such glaukenstucken over my joyful dancing yesterday when i herd that Jessi's getting a Divorce
glaukenstucken by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010

Western Whormlet 

1) originally the Alabama crab dangle

2) a sex act where the woman standing with hands pressed firmly agents the wall for leverage, and the male enters the anus of the woman spins himself upside down he hooks his heels under her armpit he curls himself up and under her body and presses his lips firmly over her vagina cuppingly and hovers her till they both reach climax

this may be attempted by homosexuals but that is known as the Alabama Ball Wrangle only differs by cupping the testiculs with the mouth

the Alabama crab dangle has lost its meaning as originally defined by Tim Meadows, and Dennis McNicholas for the movie "The Ladies Man 2000" so its name was changed to the Western Whormlet
David got the western Whormlet and after it all Kate scatted his Jizz into his face
Western Whormlet by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010
Creator of all
GOD by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010
short for Juanell, one of this world greatest humans, he who will chill in heaven with Christ and his farther GOD
thats 1L most awesome!!!
1L by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010
Root Word Pri-mus

1) to rule in a supreme way 2) fist among the lot 3) a Family Originating in Granada who's offspring covers that Island, dang it i'm Juanell 1L Primus, and i can't even travel there in fear i might marry a cousin my grand dad had 52 children and his farther 35 i'm crap out of luck over there
the smith family rules in a most amazing way, almost like Primus
Primus by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010