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Creepy Joe
An old man who makes disturbing and off-putting comments about little girls, sometimes unintentionally and sometimes intentionally.
Grandpa Joe: Wow, look at those beautiful young ladies, I love to see them dancing, they sure are some gorgeous young girls, wow look at her cross her legs like a little lady, she looks 19! I love seeing all these beautiful girls dancing, and I want to see them dancing in four years from now too!
Grandpa George: Man they are like 9 years old, stop being such a creepy Joe!
Joe Biden: The kids, I love to hear them, they used to come up outta the pool and rub my hairy legs, and they used to sit on my lap, I learned a lot, I learned a lot about kids jumping on my lap, and I love kids jumping on my lap!
Old Joe: Wow look at those beautiful young girls dancing, I love watching them, and I want to see them on the poles in a few years from now too! I can't wait to see them on the poles in a few years dancing!...oh wait, wait, don't twist my words now, I didn't mean...I meant...uh, um...I meant, I meant at the polls, as in the voting polls, come on man!
Grandpa George: Man they are like 9 years old, stop being such a creepy Joe!
Joe Biden: The kids, I love to hear them, they used to come up outta the pool and rub my hairy legs, and they used to sit on my lap, I learned a lot, I learned a lot about kids jumping on my lap, and I love kids jumping on my lap!
Old Joe: Wow look at those beautiful young girls dancing, I love watching them, and I want to see them on the poles in a few years from now too! I can't wait to see them on the poles in a few years dancing!...oh wait, wait, don't twist my words now, I didn't mean...I meant...uh, um...I meant, I meant at the polls, as in the voting polls, come on man!
Creepy Joe by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
Uncle Tim
Uncle Tim is that uncle who never stops talking. You often avoid confrontation with him because you know that he could spend 45 minutes talking about the smallest of things.
You will know if you have an Uncle Tim if you have ever experienced the following:
You hear the doorbell ring. You peak your head down the hallway to see who it is, and it's your Uncle Tim. Instead of letting him in like a kind person would do, you precede to hide in hopes that he will think that you are out and leave. If you knew that your Uncle Tim was going to be coming over you could probably avoid these things, but one of the many wonderful things about Uncle Tim is that he comes to your house unannounced, with no prior warning at all. An Uncle Tim is still under the impression that just because he is family, he can just drop by your house any time he wants, unannounced, uninvited, not even a friendly phonecall to say "hey could I come over?" This is mostly due to the fact that Uncle Tim's never really get invited anywhere, so after many years of this they just invite themselves, with no prior warning. You also try to avoid talking to your Uncle Tim on the phone, because just because he isn't face to face with you, that doesn't mean he can't talk to you for an hour on the phone. If you get a call from your Uncle Tim, you usually lie that you can't talk right now because the shower is running.
You will know if you have an Uncle Tim if you have ever experienced the following:
You hear the doorbell ring. You peak your head down the hallway to see who it is, and it's your Uncle Tim. Instead of letting him in like a kind person would do, you precede to hide in hopes that he will think that you are out and leave. If you knew that your Uncle Tim was going to be coming over you could probably avoid these things, but one of the many wonderful things about Uncle Tim is that he comes to your house unannounced, with no prior warning at all. An Uncle Tim is still under the impression that just because he is family, he can just drop by your house any time he wants, unannounced, uninvited, not even a friendly phonecall to say "hey could I come over?" This is mostly due to the fact that Uncle Tim's never really get invited anywhere, so after many years of this they just invite themselves, with no prior warning. You also try to avoid talking to your Uncle Tim on the phone, because just because he isn't face to face with you, that doesn't mean he can't talk to you for an hour on the phone. If you get a call from your Uncle Tim, you usually lie that you can't talk right now because the shower is running.
At the end of the day, when everything is all said an done, your Uncle Tim is a nice guy who means well, and you actually agree with a lot of the things he says, it's just that he doesn't know when enough is enough and he lacks common courtesy for others. You would never get rid of him, even if you could, because even though your life might be more peaceful and calm, family gatherings just wouldn't be the same without your Uncle Tim sitting all alone in the house while everybody else is outside, wanting so bad for someone to come inside so he can give them a 45 minute speech on proper table manners!
Uncle Tim by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
Lezly
1. Guy1: Hey, is it alright if I bring my sister Lezly to dinner tonight?
Guy2: Is she a lesbian?
Guy1: Yes she is, wait how did you know that!
Guy2: her name is Lezly!
2. Lezly: Hi I'm Lezly.
Jim: Are you a lesbian?
Lezly: Wait how did you know that? How did you know I was a lesbian when you just met me a minute ago?
Jim: because your name is Lezly!
3. Bob: I have a friend named Lezly, she's a lesbian.
Bill: Bob, you didn't need to say she was a lesbian, it's already a given when her name is fucking Lezly!
Bob: good point
Guy2: Is she a lesbian?
Guy1: Yes she is, wait how did you know that!
Guy2: her name is Lezly!
2. Lezly: Hi I'm Lezly.
Jim: Are you a lesbian?
Lezly: Wait how did you know that? How did you know I was a lesbian when you just met me a minute ago?
Jim: because your name is Lezly!
3. Bob: I have a friend named Lezly, she's a lesbian.
Bill: Bob, you didn't need to say she was a lesbian, it's already a given when her name is fucking Lezly!
Bob: good point
Lezly by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
Out of place
Something that doesn't belong in a particular category or field, or someone who just doesn't fit in.
When you see Lil Wayne's name on a 'greatest rappers of all time' list, along with real legendary rappers like Nas, Rakim, Big Daddy Kane, KRS-One, Kool G Rap and 2Pac, Lil Wayne just seems totally out of place since he's nowhere near any of them when it comes to talent or music output.
When Drake raps, he always sounds out of place.
When Drake raps, he always sounds out of place.
Out of place by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
Drake
A rapper who most people believe to be straight, but is really gay. He also cries all the time but then tries to act all hard. Says how he could steal your bitch but in reality he'd probably kiss you on the lips and put your penis in his mouth instead.
Drake: Ya, ya ya ya, I'm Drizzy, I get more bitches than I can handle, ya, they blow on me like a candle, that pussy girl I'm trynna sample, my girl got so much ass she ample, ya
Also Drake: Ooh, ooh, Little Wayne, he's just too good, ooh he's just tooo good!
Also Drake: Ooh, ooh, Little Wayne, he's just too good, ooh he's just tooo good!
Drake by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
Kodak Black
A rapper who is almost exclusively known for his troubles with the law. It seems that not long after he is released from jail/prison, he is arrested again.
1.
Tom: did you hear? Kodak Black was arrested again.
Bill: what's new? That idiot been getting arrested monthly now for a minute.
2.
Jim: Have you heard Kodak Black? Are you a fan of his music?
Bob: wait...he makes music? I just thought he was some idiot who can't follow the law and is always getting arrested.
Jim: well he is that too, just like most other ghetto hoodrat rappers today who can't follow the law and get in trouble and blame it on 'white racism', but he also makes music.
Tom: did you hear? Kodak Black was arrested again.
Bill: what's new? That idiot been getting arrested monthly now for a minute.
2.
Jim: Have you heard Kodak Black? Are you a fan of his music?
Bob: wait...he makes music? I just thought he was some idiot who can't follow the law and is always getting arrested.
Jim: well he is that too, just like most other ghetto hoodrat rappers today who can't follow the law and get in trouble and blame it on 'white racism', but he also makes music.
Kodak Black by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
The best rapper alive
The best rapper alive by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022