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Someone who overly attached to their weed, and is brought to tears at the first sight or smell of it. (In reference to the 14th-15th century pilgrim Margery Kempe.)
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by Corn Hungis June 17, 2018
Get the Turkey Nuzzling mug.A turbulent session of repeated anal penetration, resulting in a bruised, visibly blue anus. Where so much frictional energy was created that the liquid inside the anus begins to evaporate and escape, creating a dense cloud of steam.
by Corn Hungis June 15, 2018
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Dude, last night was crazy; my wife gave me a Kuwaiti Oil Rigging, we're still cleaning up the mess.
by Corn Hungis June 17, 2018
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I was pretty apprehensive about committing a felony, but once I made a Cle Elum Fire Starter, I was ready to go burn down that retirement home!
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I was just pissing, and this man whipped out his firehose cock and was done before my stream turned into a drizzle.
by Corn Hungis November 30, 2019
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