Definitions by Corn Hungis

Spartan Smoker 

Someone who will smoke weed out of anything, and under any circumstances.

Damn, that's an apple, and this is a church, you really are a Spartan Smoker.

Spartan Smoker by Corn Hungis December 14, 2021

Hemp Kempe 

Someone who overly attached to their weed, and is brought to tears at the first sight or smell of it. (In reference to the 14th-15th century pilgrim Margery Kempe.)

Don't be such a Hemp Kempe man, you're getting on everyone's nerves.

Hemp Kempe by Corn Hungis December 14, 2021

Firehose Cock 

A man with an unholy attribute that allows him to remove all urine from his bladder in under five seconds, with the escaping liquid making the sound of a firehose.

I was just pissing, and this man whipped out his firehose cock and was done before my stream turned into a drizzle.

Firehose Cock by Corn Hungis November 30, 2019

Cle Elum Fire Starter

The act of taking a puree of pine nettles, lighter fluid and some top shelf crystal meth, burning it and huffing that shit until you're hyped up for arson.

I was pretty apprehensive about committing a felony, but once I made a Cle Elum Fire Starter, I was ready to go burn down that retirement home!

Cle Elum Fire Starter by Corn Hungis November 30, 2019

Kuwaiti Oil Rigging 

Giving someone an enema of crude oil, putting a stopper on their anal cavity and puncturing a hole in the stopper guzzling the oil as it escapes the anal cavity at a high velocity.

Dude, last night was crazy; my wife gave me a Kuwaiti Oil Rigging, we're still cleaning up the mess.

Kuwaiti Oil Rigging by Corn Hungis June 17, 2018

Turkey Nuzzling 

Rubbing one's penis against a middle aged woman's turkey neck to reach climax.

When I started dating older women I expected them to be more experienced, I did not know that they were into turkey nuzzling.

Turkey Nuzzling by Corn Hungis June 17, 2018

Bluebell Steamer 

A turbulent session of repeated anal penetration, resulting in a bruised, visibly blue anus. Where so much frictional energy was created that the liquid inside the anus begins to evaporate and escape, creating a dense cloud of steam.

I pounded her so hard she got a bluebell steamer.

Bluebell Steamer by Corn Hungis June 15, 2018