Hemp Kempe

Someone who overly attached to their weed, and is brought to tears at the first sight or smell of it. (In reference to the 14th-15th century pilgrim Margery Kempe.)

Don't be such a Hemp Kempe man, you're getting on everyone's nerves.

by Corn Hungis December 14, 2021

Bluebell Steamer

A turbulent session of repeated anal penetration, resulting in a bruised, visibly blue anus. Where so much frictional energy was created that the liquid inside the anus begins to evaporate and escape, creating a dense cloud of steam.

I pounded her so hard she got a bluebell steamer.

by Corn Hungis June 15, 2018

Turkey Nuzzling

Rubbing one's penis against a middle aged woman's turkey neck to reach climax.

When I started dating older women I expected them to be more experienced, I did not know that they were into turkey nuzzling.

by Corn Hungis June 17, 2018

Kuwaiti Oil Rigging

Giving someone an enema of crude oil, putting a stopper on their anal cavity and puncturing a hole in the stopper guzzling the oil as it escapes the anal cavity at a high velocity.

Dude, last night was crazy; my wife gave me a Kuwaiti Oil Rigging, we're still cleaning up the mess.

by Corn Hungis June 17, 2018

Firehose Cock

A man with an unholy attribute that allows him to remove all urine from his bladder in under five seconds, with the escaping liquid making the sound of a firehose.

I was just pissing, and this man whipped out his firehose cock and was done before my stream turned into a drizzle.

by Corn Hungis November 30, 2019

Spartan Smoker

Someone who will smoke weed out of anything, and under any circumstances.

Damn, that's an apple, and this is a church, you really are a Spartan Smoker.

by Corn Hungis December 14, 2021

Deep Dial

Shoving a phone up someone's asshole and constantly calling the number.

I wanted to try something new for my birthday, I had no idea my girl would Deep Dial me though.

by Corn Hungis May 28, 2018