Corn Hungis 's definitions
Someone who overly attached to their weed, and is brought to tears at the first sight or smell of it. (In reference to the 14th-15th century pilgrim Margery Kempe.)
by Corn Hungis December 14, 2021
Get the Hemp Kempemug. Giving someone an enema of crude oil, putting a stopper on their anal cavity and puncturing a hole in the stopper guzzling the oil as it escapes the anal cavity at a high velocity.
Dude, last night was crazy; my wife gave me a Kuwaiti Oil Rigging, we're still cleaning up the mess.
by Corn Hungis June 17, 2018
Get the Kuwaiti Oil Riggingmug. A turbulent session of repeated anal penetration, resulting in a bruised, visibly blue anus. Where so much frictional energy was created that the liquid inside the anus begins to evaporate and escape, creating a dense cloud of steam.
by Corn Hungis June 15, 2018
Get the Bluebell Steamermug. When I started dating older women I expected them to be more experienced, I did not know that they were into turkey nuzzling.
by Corn Hungis June 17, 2018
Get the Turkey Nuzzlingmug. A man with an unholy attribute that allows him to remove all urine from his bladder in under five seconds, with the escaping liquid making the sound of a firehose.
I was just pissing, and this man whipped out his firehose cock and was done before my stream turned into a drizzle.
by Corn Hungis November 30, 2019
Get the Firehose Cockmug. by Corn Hungis December 14, 2021
Get the Spartan Smokermug. The act of taking a puree of pine nettles, lighter fluid and some top shelf crystal meth, burning it and huffing that shit until you're hyped up for arson.
I was pretty apprehensive about committing a felony, but once I made a Cle Elum Fire Starter, I was ready to go burn down that retirement home!
by Corn Hungis November 30, 2019
Get the Cle Elum Fire Startermug.