Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Cont78

life's a destination not a journey

What you think it is: the opposite of "life's a journey not a destination". Best used to describe a way of life or a certain mindset that overly ambitious people tend to have. It basically means valuing the achievement more than the experience!

A: Wow Mark and your dad are like polar opposites aren't they?
B: Yeah I know what you mean Mark's a huge slacker and my dad is completely "life's a destination not a journey".

by Cont78 August 31, 2009

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When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade

Life rarely gives you lemons but assholes are given aplenty. So this would be the more accurate version of the old saying.

A: That was really classy how you solved that argument with your boss.

B: Yep I had to, I had to be the bigger person you know despite ogf him being an asshole. You know "When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade"

by Cont78 March 29, 2010

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defuct

A person who's (mentally) fucked beyond repair.

A: How's your brother in law, I heard he got promoted.
B: Couldn't tell ya, havn't spoken to that defuct in years.

by Cont78 January 1, 2008

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Gay is the new fabulous!

A way of saying it's alright to be gay.

a. I don't like to broadcast the fact that I'm gay you know not everybody is that openminded you know.

b. Oh come on gay has come a long way. Haven't you heard Vogue says: "Gay is the new fabulous!"

by Cont78 June 13, 2011

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