Definitions by Connie Lingquist
beaver
1. A furry vagina that may or may not attend Oregon State.
2. A buck toothed rodent that may or may not attend Oregon State.
3. The mascot for all of the furry vaginas and buck toothed rodents that attend Oregon State.
2. A buck toothed rodent that may or may not attend Oregon State.
3. The mascot for all of the furry vaginas and buck toothed rodents that attend Oregon State.
beaver by Connie Lingquist November 5, 2010
gash trash
Fred: I'm going for home on Wilma after the game tonight.
Barney: Don't do it bro. She's got the gash trash.
Barney: Don't do it bro. She's got the gash trash.
gash trash by Connie Lingquist November 5, 2010
smegma
An oily, cheese-like substance that builds up on uncircumsized males penises due to poor hygiene. Left unattended it may eventually form a cheese beanie.
Louise: Damn! What is that on the end of your snake, Sam?
Sam: Fuck if I know. I've had it since the circus was in town last month. Smegma?
Louise: Don't even get near me with that. It looks like you been fucking the spigot on the nacho cheese machine.
Sam: Fuck if I know. I've had it since the circus was in town last month. Smegma?
Louise: Don't even get near me with that. It looks like you been fucking the spigot on the nacho cheese machine.
smegma by Connie Lingquist November 5, 2010
feminaste
An evil, mean spirited, man hating bitch that tries to hide her venomous nature by claiming to be a mainstream feminist.
"That bitch Valerie claims to be a feminist but she's just a man hating cunt."
"Definitely. She doesn't know women's rights from fascism. She's feminaste all the way."
"Definitely. She doesn't know women's rights from fascism. She's feminaste all the way."
feminaste by Connie Lingquist November 5, 2010
Georgia Peach
Slang for a female from the Southeastern U.S., especially from the state of Georgia.
This expression began as a reference to either the external female genitalia (labia majora) or buttocks. Using "Georgia Peach" is literally calling a woman "pussy".
The mainstream meaning of "cute girl" is often blended with the underlying meaning of "pussy" to create a double entendre.
This expression began as a reference to either the external female genitalia (labia majora) or buttocks. Using "Georgia Peach" is literally calling a woman "pussy".
The mainstream meaning of "cute girl" is often blended with the underlying meaning of "pussy" to create a double entendre.
"I sure would like a bite of that Georgia Peach."
"That is one juicy Georgia Peach."
The Allman Brothers album "Eat A Peach" album title played with this double entendre.
"That is one juicy Georgia Peach."
The Allman Brothers album "Eat A Peach" album title played with this double entendre.
Georgia Peach by Connie Lingquist November 4, 2010
knock chested
A condition in female humans wherein their breasts are too far around to the front of their chests. Clinically referred to as Crowded Cleavage Condition.
Opposite of bow chested.
Opposite of bow chested.
Dave: "Man, is Cindi knock chested or what?"
Kevin: "Way. I feel like her tits are always staring at me."
Kevin: "Way. I feel like her tits are always staring at me."
knock chested by Connie Lingquist November 4, 2010
bow chested
A condition in female humans wherein their breasts are too far around the sides of their chests. Clinically referred to as Cleavage Absentia or Side Bags Disease.
The opposite of knock chested.
The opposite of knock chested.
bow chested by Connie Lingquist November 4, 2010