Connie Lingquist's definitions
An oily, cheese-like substance that builds up on uncircumsized males penises due to poor hygiene. Left unattended it may eventually form a cheese beanie.
Louise: Damn! What is that on the end of your snake, Sam?
Sam: Fuck if I know. I've had it since the circus was in town last month. Smegma?
Louise: Don't even get near me with that. It looks like you been fucking the spigot on the nacho cheese machine.
Sam: Fuck if I know. I've had it since the circus was in town last month. Smegma?
Louise: Don't even get near me with that. It looks like you been fucking the spigot on the nacho cheese machine.
by Connie Lingquist November 5, 2010
Get the smegmamug. An evil, mean spirited, man hating bitch that tries to hide her venomous nature by claiming to be a mainstream feminist.
"That bitch Valerie claims to be a feminist but she's just a man hating cunt."
"Definitely. She doesn't know women's rights from fascism. She's feminaste all the way."
"Definitely. She doesn't know women's rights from fascism. She's feminaste all the way."
by Connie Lingquist November 5, 2010
Get the feminastemug. 1. A furry vagina that may or may not attend Oregon State.
2. A buck toothed rodent that may or may not attend Oregon State.
3. The mascot for all of the furry vaginas and buck toothed rodents that attend Oregon State.
2. A buck toothed rodent that may or may not attend Oregon State.
3. The mascot for all of the furry vaginas and buck toothed rodents that attend Oregon State.
by Connie Lingquist November 5, 2010
Get the beavermug. Ted: "That goddamn Heather is a trojan horse!"
Kevin: "What do you mean? She looks hot!"
Ted: "The bitch is a walking petri dish! Last week she jumped me without a rubber and now the end of my dick is on fire!"
Kevin: "What do you mean? She looks hot!"
Ted: "The bitch is a walking petri dish! Last week she jumped me without a rubber and now the end of my dick is on fire!"
by Connie Lingquist November 4, 2010
Get the trojan horsemug. Fred: I'm going for home on Wilma after the game tonight.
Barney: Don't do it bro. She's got the gash trash.
Barney: Don't do it bro. She's got the gash trash.
by Connie Lingquist November 5, 2010
Get the gash trashmug. A condition in female humans wherein their breasts are too far around the sides of their chests. Clinically referred to as Cleavage Absentia or Side Bags Disease.
The opposite of knock chested.
The opposite of knock chested.
by Connie Lingquist November 4, 2010
Get the bow chestedmug. Slang for a female from the Southeastern U.S., especially from the state of Georgia.
This expression began as a reference to either the external female genitalia (labia majora) or buttocks. Using "Georgia Peach" is literally calling a woman "pussy".
The mainstream meaning of "cute girl" is often blended with the underlying meaning of "pussy" to create a double entendre.
This expression began as a reference to either the external female genitalia (labia majora) or buttocks. Using "Georgia Peach" is literally calling a woman "pussy".
The mainstream meaning of "cute girl" is often blended with the underlying meaning of "pussy" to create a double entendre.
"I sure would like a bite of that Georgia Peach."
"That is one juicy Georgia Peach."
The Allman Brothers album "Eat A Peach" album title played with this double entendre.
"That is one juicy Georgia Peach."
The Allman Brothers album "Eat A Peach" album title played with this double entendre.
by Connie Lingquist November 4, 2010
Get the Georgia Peachmug.