Fred: I'm going for home on Wilma after the game tonight.
Barney: Don't do it bro. She's got the gash trash.
Barney: Don't do it bro. She's got the gash trash.
by Connie Lingquist November 04, 2010
An oily, cheese-like substance that builds up on uncircumsized males penises due to poor hygiene. Left unattended it may eventually form a cheese beanie.
Louise: Damn! What is that on the end of your snake, Sam?
Sam: Fuck if I know. I've had it since the circus was in town last month. Smegma?
Louise: Don't even get near me with that. It looks like you been fucking the spigot on the nacho cheese machine.
Sam: Fuck if I know. I've had it since the circus was in town last month. Smegma?
Louise: Don't even get near me with that. It looks like you been fucking the spigot on the nacho cheese machine.
by Connie Lingquist November 04, 2010
A condition in female humans wherein their breasts are too far around to the front of their chests. Clinically referred to as Crowded Cleavage Condition.
Opposite of bow chested.
Opposite of bow chested.
Dave: "Man, is Cindi knock chested or what?"
Kevin: "Way. I feel like her tits are always staring at me."
Kevin: "Way. I feel like her tits are always staring at me."
by Connie Lingquist November 03, 2010
A condition in female humans wherein their breasts are too far around the sides of their chests. Clinically referred to as Cleavage Absentia or Side Bags Disease.
The opposite of knock chested.
The opposite of knock chested.
by Connie Lingquist November 03, 2010
Ted: "That goddamn Heather is a trojan horse!"
Kevin: "What do you mean? She looks hot!"
Ted: "The bitch is a walking petri dish! Last week she jumped me without a rubber and now the end of my dick is on fire!"
Kevin: "What do you mean? She looks hot!"
Ted: "The bitch is a walking petri dish! Last week she jumped me without a rubber and now the end of my dick is on fire!"
by Connie Lingquist November 04, 2010
1. A furry vagina that may or may not attend Oregon State.
2. A buck toothed rodent that may or may not attend Oregon State.
3. The mascot for all of the furry vaginas and buck toothed rodents that attend Oregon State.
2. A buck toothed rodent that may or may not attend Oregon State.
3. The mascot for all of the furry vaginas and buck toothed rodents that attend Oregon State.
by Connie Lingquist November 04, 2010
An evil, mean spirited, man hating bitch that tries to hide her venomous nature by claiming to be a mainstream feminist.
"That bitch Valerie claims to be a feminist but she's just a man hating cunt."
"Definitely. She doesn't know women's rights from fascism. She's feminaste all the way."
"Definitely. She doesn't know women's rights from fascism. She's feminaste all the way."
by Connie Lingquist November 05, 2010