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Florida Everglades

Land area in southern Florida over 4,300 square miles large (3 times the size of Rhode Island). Home to the famous Florida prairies, dotted with swamps, lakes, and hammocks. Over 300 species of birds live here, along with 43 species of mosquitoes (13 biting species). Biome is Tropical Grassland, with hot humid summers, and mild humid winters. Spectacular thunderstorms sweep over the area from spring to fall due to the convergence of Gulf of Mexico and Atlantic Ocean air masses over interior Florida. Very few towns exist within the Everglades, including Ochopee (home to world's smallest post office), Flamingo, Miccosukee Indian Reserve, Belle Glade, South Bay, Goodland, Everglades City, and Chockoloskee to name the major ones. Hurricanes ravage the area every decade or less, and are responsible for the demise of the Okeechobee south shore development boom of the early 20th century. A beautiful area for it's wild life, land, Indian culture, ghost towns, and erratic weather.

"The Florida Everglades is one of the most unique areas in the United States, as it is the only tropical grassland in the country with a wide array of animals and land forms."

Florida Everglades by ConfederateFlorida September 23, 2009

Florida Speed Bump 

An alligator. They're called Florida speed bumps by locals in non-metro areas of Florida because alligators tend to use the sunlight heated roads as heat rocks. They sprawl out across the middle of the road, and serve as a huge, scaly, armor plated speed bump. The bigger ones will not flatten if you hit them, it will just tear up your car real good.

Dale - "Hey Jamie, what the hell did we just hit?"

Jamie - "I reckon we just hit one hell of a Florida speed bump!"

Florida Speed Bump by ConfederateFlorida September 21, 2009

B18a1

Honda engine

Cars: 1990-1993 Acura Integra LS,GS,RS
Power: 130hp 121ft/lb ('90-'91)
140hp 121ft/lb ('92-'93)
Disp: 1834cc
Compression: 9.2:10

If I had an Integra with a B18a1, I would probably just sleeve the block, build the internals, and throw a nice turbo kit on it, due to its larger displacement then the b16 vtecs.

B18a1 by ConfederateFlorida June 23, 2008

Montoya 

verb - derived from Juan Pablo Montoya in the NASCAR Sprint circuit, it is the act of putting your car on the underside of an outside car, coming up the bank, tagging the rear quarter panel of the outside car, creating a "pit-maneuver" effect, usually resulting in the spinning of the outside car.

That cop will probably Montoya that Cadillac to end this high speed pursuit.

Looks like Juan is going to Montoya Jeff Burton again, but its okay because new politically correct NASCAR will blame it on Jeff.

Montoya by ConfederateFlorida June 22, 2008

Crazy Daisy

The sexual act of standing or laying next to a partner, and flailing your dick in quick frantic circular motions while pissing or cumming. The act will simulate the 1990's summer hose spraying toy "Crazy Daisy," and will leave your partner sufficiently drenched in your fluids.

I was horny, and I had to take a piss, so rather than go downstairs to the bathroom, I just gave Christi the ole' Crazy Daisy.

Crazy Daisy by ConfederateFlorida June 22, 2008

Cold Lunch 

The simple sexual act of forcing yourself to throw up into another person's mouth, usually in the result of the other person eating it.

I felt sick from all the burritos I ate for lunch, so I just gave Kimberly a mexican cold lunch to help me bust a nut real quick.

Cold Lunch by ConfederateFlorida June 22, 2008

Quasar 

A concept car developed by Peugeot in 1984.

specifications...

Engine: I4 16v DOHC biturbo
Power: 600hp/98 ft.lbs torque
Chassis: Peugeot 205 Turbo 16
Suspension: Formula 1 double wishbone
Drive: AWD

Look at that Quasar over there, the French actually made a cool looking car.

Quasar by ConfederateFlorida June 22, 2008