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Shit Basket

Yet another reference to the toilet bowl which you use for your daily (I hope) cleansing.
Evan: So then she said... (blah blah blah)
Karl: Wait! Hold that thought, I gotta go to the Shit Basket!
by Comrade Karl April 12, 2005
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Doge

Acronym for: "Deficiency Of Goddamn Everything", quoted from the Mac Hall Comics.
Guy1 -Our friend here is going to be a medical celebrity.
Guy2 -Sweet!
Guy1 -They found symptoms of scurvy, rickets, beri beri and a couple of others. It was the royal flush of nutritional disorders.
Guy1 -In fact, they're going to write it up as a new condition called Doge and sumbit it to Jama.
Guy2 -Doge?
Guy1 -Deficiency of goddamn everything!
by Comrade Karl December 7, 2006
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fagbo

Contraction of "Faggot Hobo"

Faggot + Hobo = Fagbo

One who retains the individuality of both a hobo and a fag.
Karl: Noah is such a fagbo.
Ayan: What's a fagbo?
Karl: A homosexual hobo. Ohh, there he goes! Ahh... You just missed it.
by Comrade Karl April 7, 2005
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K-19

Soviet Atomic-missile powered Submarine.
Long Live the USSR! We remember the officers and crew of the K-19...
by Comrade Karl April 7, 2005
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friends

Word used as a gentle attempt to either turn someone down, or break up with a current relationship.

As in these famous examples:

"I just wanna be friends"
"I like you as a friend"
"Could we still be friends?"

v1. To dump someone's ass casually.
v2. To give someone the friends syn: deceive
Evan: So, how's it going with her?
Karl: Ohh, she gave me the friends last night.
Evan: Shit, sorry to hear that.
by Comrade Karl May 6, 2005
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nerdi-chlorians

Nerdi-chlorians are microscopic life-forms that reside within the cells of all living nerds. They give their counterpart a characteristic called worldly ignorance.

This person/thing becomes unaware that his behavior appears odd to others. If you told him so, he would not believe you. If you explained why, he would not understand.

Nerdi-chlorians are a way to measure the person's nerdiness; their stupid behavior.
Evan: Ughh, what a fuckin' nerd!
Karl: I know, he must have a high nerdi-chlorian count.
by Comrade Karl May 6, 2005
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Head Up In The Clouds

Said to someone who fails to comprehend his or her own present situation. Often perceived as a misinterpretation of past events or activities. It is advisable to remind the person in question (if you appear to be in verbally discernible range), of his or her mistake to avoid any forthcoming embarassments on his or her part.
(Brief exchange prior to an imminent Science Test)

Karl: Hey Ev! *shakes his hand* Fail with honor!
Evan: Thanks. You too.
Karl: Ayan! *shakes his hand* Fail with honor!
Ayan: What?! Hey, I'm passing!
Karl: Ughh.
Evan: Haha, head up in the clouds Ayan!
by Comrade Karl April 12, 2005
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