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Shit Basket

Yet another reference to the toilet bowl which you use for your daily (I hope) cleansing.
Evan: So then she said... (blah blah blah)
Karl: Wait! Hold that thought, I gotta go to the Shit Basket!
by Comrade Karl April 12, 2005
mugGet the Shit Basketmug.

Loserstein

When loser just doesn't make the cut. Say "loser" the superior way.

There are some occasions when saying loser just doesn't feel right. For example:
Evan: "Makes L figure with left hand"
Karl: Ughh... you dumbass loserstein.
by Comrade Karl April 7, 2005
mugGet the Losersteinmug.

Captain Polenin

Ex-Commander of the Soviet Submarine K-19. Polenin is under great pressure from the Russian leadership to not only launch on time, but to have the new flagship of the fleet ready for a successful missile test firing to get the attention of the U.S. government. The fact that some systems in the K-19 seem to be faulty and fail on a regular basis is of no concern for the government, and they believe that Captain Polenin has put the safety of his crew over the interests of the Communist Party. Russia, by thus, decides that Capt. Polenin is not fit to command the ship. Since Polenin knows the ship and crew well, he is assigned to stay aboard the K-19 as an executive officer under the command of Captain. Alexi Vostrikov

See Captain Vostrikov
Captain Polenin: "At every stage of this disaster which came within moments of being a far greater disaster, the officers and crew did what had to be done. 7 are now dead. And nobody knows how many more are dying or how fast. These are the men who returned home to be interrogated as if a crime had been commited. Questioned, even when undergoing treatment for radiation poisoning. Locked up and denied access to wives and families. But they and their comrades saved K-19. And maybe, just maybe, they saved all of you as well."

Soviet Brass: "Thank you Capt. Polenian"

Captain Polenin: "One thing more, please."

Soviet Brass: "Thank you-"

Captain Polenin: "No Captain, in the Soviet Navy has ever been faced with such decisions. The fate of the boat, the crew... the fate of the world. All in the balance. (sighs) The Navy is my life, and one thing I know: there can be only one captain of a ship. The burden of command is on his shoulders, and his alone. None of you. None of you has the right to judge Capt. Vostrikov. You weren't there... I was. He was our captain, he was my captain. (Looks over at Captain Vostrikov and stands at attention) And it would be an honor, to sail under his command again."
by Comrade Karl April 7, 2005
mugGet the Captain Poleninmug.

CFAT

Stands for:
Canadian Forces Aptitude Test.

The enrolment process involves many steps, such as a medical examination and security check ups. The CFAT is the first of these, and will determine which trade you qualify for.
My CFAT is schedualed for the 21st of September.
by Comrade Karl September 1, 2006
mugGet the CFATmug.

you are cut off young man

Expression used to convey that the person's resources have - or will be - cut off. Originates from Paul Verhoeven's Starship Troopers in which Rico's father cuts him off for being obnoxious and dangerously care-free.

The phrase "That's it! You are cut off!" can also be used. The following are instances in which these 2 expressions can be heard:

Example #1

Stan: Why isn't the internet working? I need to finish my homework!
Martin: Maybe something's wrong with the modem.
Jennifer: Your mother just disconnected the cable!
Martin: You are cut off young man!!

Example #2

Steve: Hey John, can you lend me some money?
Mark: You're asking him again? Didn't you already owe him?
John: That's it, you are cut off!
Original Transcript from Starship Troopers. Bill Rico is Johnny's father.

Johnny Rico: I won't quit.
Mr.Bill Rico: I'm telling you, you will. You're not going back, you're going on vacation!
Johnny Rico: I'm not going on vacation! I want to be a citizen. It's my decision.

*Johnny heads toward the door.*

Mr.Bill Rico: You walk out that door you are cut off young man, understand?

*Johnny leaves.*

Mr.Bill Rico: All right! That's it! You are cut off!
by Comrade Karl October 23, 2005
mugGet the you are cut off young manmug.

K-19

Soviet Atomic-missile powered Submarine.
Long Live the USSR! We remember the officers and crew of the K-19...
by Comrade Karl April 7, 2005
mugGet the K-19mug.

friends

Word used as a gentle attempt to either turn someone down, or break up with a current relationship.

As in these famous examples:

"I just wanna be friends"
"I like you as a friend"
"Could we still be friends?"

v1. To dump someone's ass casually.
v2. To give someone the friends syn: deceive
Evan: So, how's it going with her?
Karl: Ohh, she gave me the friends last night.
Evan: Shit, sorry to hear that.
by Comrade Karl May 6, 2005
mugGet the friendsmug.

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