ComputerLover's definitions

Mike OxTie-Knee

A way to trick people into saying "my cock's tiny"

puts contact name as "Mike OxTie-Knee"

phone rings
Phone's TTS voice: Incoming call from Mike OxTie-Knee.

by ComputerLover December 23, 2023

Super Evolved Xenomorphs

Sex (take the first letter of each word)

I had Super Evolved Xenomorphs with my girlfriend

by ComputerLover August 10, 2023

homeworkmisic

(adjective) Hating homework; having a hatred towards homework

Josh: I'm homeworkmisic.
Teacher: What does that mean?
Josh: I have a huge hatred towards homework.

by ComputerLover September 23, 2023

Nails on a chalkboard

(idiom) A sound that makes your ears bleed.

*plays an annoying song*

"This song is like nails on a chalkboard"

by ComputerLover May 4, 2020

homework-misia

A hatred towards homework.
Also spelled without a hyphen (homeworkmisia)

Carl: Hey David, have you heard that Eric is homeworkphobic?
Eric: It's not homeworkphobia. It's homework-misia.

by ComputerLover September 23, 2023

NSFWSOBSK

Not Safe For Work, School, Or Before-School Kids

Check this out! (warning: NSFWSOBSK)

by ComputerLover March 24, 2020

tax fraud

Something Yoshi never committed

Yoshi never committed tax fraud.

by ComputerLover November 10, 2018