Composer man's definitions

South Park Statement

A statement that is so fucking stupid, that you wonder if a character said that in South Park.

Don: World hunger is falling to an all time low!
Chet: The children are becoming white!
Don: What? That is so retarded! Stop making these South Park statements!
Chet: I could have sworn you said there were less hungry kids.

by Composer man December 27, 2023

96

When you have a nasty breakup to when you see each other in public, you look away.

Cleetis and Goon broke up, they can’t interact if they see each other in public now so they 96 whenever they see each other.

by Composer man September 9, 2022

Isotine

1. The term you use when you don’t know when to use quarantine or isolation.

2. A germ you use when you want to keep people away from you.

1- I don’t know what the difference between quarantine and isolation is, and the CDC ain’t so clear on the difference, so I just use “isotine” now.

2-
Person 1: Bro you wanna hang out?

Person 2: No, I don’t feel like it.

Person 1: Really, can I just come over and talk and bitch about my issues?

Person 2: Bro I’m in isotine!

Person 1: Oh ok, now I won’t be an annoying asshole bitch that talks to you about all my bitchy problems.

Person 2:😉👍

by Composer man April 25, 2022

Hon

A word that old white ladies call teenage boys or young to give themselves a sense of superiority.

Helen (the old white lady with a thick midwestern accent): ooh excuuuuse me hon!

Me: She thinks she’s better than me?

by Composer man April 25, 2022

Beeto

A boner so intense that your sick turns red like a beet.

Honey hurry! Get to the bed, I have the most raging beeto I’m about to have a jizzsplosion

by Composer man April 25, 2022

Seasapussy

A person (likely an American) who cannot handle any foods with seasonings or actual flavor.

Jason is such a seasapussy, he only knows salt and sugar, and he will give a racist rant whenever someone gives him an actually good food that isn’t bland like his white-ass food.

by Composer man April 25, 2022

Your Friends

Some people you know that you love, but not in a sexual way. The same people that you can’t talk about on this website.

As I am naming this definition “your friends,” I am breaking a rule.

by Composer man April 25, 2022