Flun

A toy gun that can’t kill people

Little Billy shot daddy Billy. Little Billy is upset because he used a flun and daddy Billy is still alive.

by Composer man May 16, 2022

Mahler

An extremely tragic composer who has you in chills every time the violins shriek. His later music gets more dissonant after his wife cheated on him and his daughter bit the dust. Mahler was a tense ball of flesh.

Person 1: “Bro, ya gotta listen to Mahler’s 10th symphony! It sounds like nails on a chalkboard!”

Person 2: “that doesn’t sound good…”

Person 1: “No, it’s Mahler! Everything sounds good.”

Person 2: “wha…”

Person 1: “Oh Mahler, I feel your pain! You make me feel like I’m dying while my wife is cheating on me!”

Person 2: (listens to Mahler 10) “… ma… ma…mahlerrrr…… help me, I have fallen and I can’t get up.”

by Composer man March 07, 2022

96

When you have a nasty breakup to when you see each other in public, you look away.

Cleetis and Goon broke up, they can’t interact if they see each other in public now so they 96 whenever they see each other.

by Composer man September 09, 2022

Boingo

A large erect penis, that if you flick, if would wobble around.

Chad has such a boingo, I saw it in the locker room earlier.

by Composer man April 26, 2022

Frozlick

A word describing something that makes you want to go out and eat snow.

I am bored, I want to make a definition that is frozlick. Eat away my friend, especially the yellow stuff🙃

by Composer man May 16, 2022

Beeto

A boner so intense, that your dick turns red like a beet.

Honey, head to the bedroom quick! I have a massive beeto and am about to have a jizzsplosion

by Composer man April 26, 2022

Afgaynistan

Simply Afghanistan, except gay people don’t get killed

It will be a lovely day when Afgaynistan becomes a reality, but for now we will have to make due with Afghanistan.

by Composer man November 29, 2022