Jason is such a seasapussy, he only knows salt and sugar, and he will give a racist rant whenever someone gives him an actually good food that isn’t bland like his white-ass food.
by Composer man April 26, 2022
A huge belly that hangs below your belt, so big that it often gives children of the unfortunate height concussions.
Marty has such a pumbo, he just knock out a little girl. He shouldn’t be allowed on planes because his belly is a weapon.
by Composer man May 17, 2022
1. The term you use when you don’t know when to use quarantine or isolation.
2. A germ you use when you want to keep people away from you.
2. A germ you use when you want to keep people away from you.
1- I don’t know what the difference between quarantine and isolation is, and the CDC ain’t so clear on the difference, so I just use “isotine” now.
2-
Person 1: Bro you wanna hang out?
Person 2: No, I don’t feel like it.
Person 1: Really, can I just come over and talk and bitch about my issues?
Person 2: Bro I’m in isotine!
Person 1: Oh ok, now I won’t be an annoying asshole bitch that talks to you about all my bitchy problems.
Person 2:😉👍
2-
Person 1: Bro you wanna hang out?
Person 2: No, I don’t feel like it.
Person 1: Really, can I just come over and talk and bitch about my issues?
Person 2: Bro I’m in isotine!
Person 1: Oh ok, now I won’t be an annoying asshole bitch that talks to you about all my bitchy problems.
Person 2:😉👍
by Composer man April 26, 2022
Cleetis and Goon broke up, they can’t interact if they see each other in public now so they 96 whenever they see each other.
by Composer man September 09, 2022
Little Billy shot daddy Billy. Little Billy is upset because he used a flun and daddy Billy is still alive.
by Composer man May 17, 2022
Terrance and Phillip both have Yellowknifes. It doesn’t need to be pixelated because it already looks like that on their own.
by Composer man April 28, 2022
Music written for western instruments. A lot of it is centuries old, while some of it is new too. Also something a Brahms (see my definition) would hail as the best music ever, even though you can’t argue that as a objective.
Smart Classical Guy: hey what music do you like?
Smart Rap Guy: I like Rap music
Smart Classical guy: Cool! I like classical music
Dumbass Classical Guy: u guys think Rap is myoosic?!? Lisen tu the klesning sonf of klasikal!
Smart Classical Gay: I do, it’s my favorite genre too, but other people like hip-hop. Open your mind
Dumbass Classical Guy: Nuh brah! U opin Yor Mined!!!
(Dumbass walks away)
Smart Rap Guy: That was annoying
Smart Classical Guy: yeah! Let’s show each other our favorite songs.
Smart Rap Guy: don’t you mean pieces😏
Smart Classical Guy: Oh, you beat me in my own genre. Let’s go!
Smart Rap Guy: yeah man!
Smart Rap Guy: I like Rap music
Smart Classical guy: Cool! I like classical music
Dumbass Classical Guy: u guys think Rap is myoosic?!? Lisen tu the klesning sonf of klasikal!
Smart Classical Gay: I do, it’s my favorite genre too, but other people like hip-hop. Open your mind
Dumbass Classical Guy: Nuh brah! U opin Yor Mined!!!
(Dumbass walks away)
Smart Rap Guy: That was annoying
Smart Classical Guy: yeah! Let’s show each other our favorite songs.
Smart Rap Guy: don’t you mean pieces😏
Smart Classical Guy: Oh, you beat me in my own genre. Let’s go!
Smart Rap Guy: yeah man!
by Composer man May 12, 2022